Biden's Speech Promises "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs;" Rudy Raided By The Feds - LIVE MONOLOGUE

28 apr 2021
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Stephen Colbert watched every minute of President Biden's address to Congress tonight, so in case you forgot to tune in, here's everything that happened plus an update on the legal troubles facing former presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • A jobs hand. Ha!

    Mark RussellMark Russell6 klukkustundum síðan
  • Don't go dissing my man Elon. He's one of those good billionaires. On second thought he's the only good billionaire. I'd rather see a cool display meant to motivate humanity as a whole, rather than the private island owners or some guy that needs to buy his yacht a pet yacht. The truth being, the planet can not survive billionaires.

    Rick NoybRick NoybDegi Síðan síðan
  • Yea dude plug taxing recently

    The Super ViewerThe Super Viewer2 dögum síðan
  • Biden promises "jobs jobs jobs" April jobs report comes out: "Record low job growth." 🤦

    Manchurian JoeManchurian Joe2 dögum síðan
  • Didn’t realize how unfunny your are

    mason guritzmason guritz3 dögum síðan
  • Hey Stevie, you dont have to hide as a catholic anymore, you've been revealed to millions now as a Crypto. Cat's out of the bag.

    Ronald TolarRonald Tolar3 dögum síðan
  • He makes so much sense. Biden is so smart.

    Tory SamaTory Sama3 dögum síðan
  • Anyone who supports Biden is either a sellout, uneducated or evil.

    the world is not enoughthe world is not enough3 dögum síðan
  • Biden was fish-bumping?

    Aaron BrooksAaron Brooks3 dögum síðan
  • Who is that laughing in the back? So funny. Camera man?

    Liela StrongLiela Strong4 dögum síðan
  • Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs... jobs.

    Josh CadeJosh Cade4 dögum síðan
  • Joe biden is a G....

    dripto roydripto roy4 dögum síðan

    Jay ChrisJay Chris4 dögum síðan
  • Why does it matter if two women are presiding? Should be two ppl regardless of gender. Woke throw up gag job. Weak Biden and disingenuous af.

    FallonFallon5 dögum síðan
  • Who is the gentleman who laughs at Stephen's jokes?

    William SrokaWilliam Sroka5 dögum síðan
  • Joe is a real player 😂 he got them ladies like

    JP SchlechtJP Schlecht5 dögum síðan
  • Actually, I did know that wasn't Marty Walsh. What, do you think none of your viewers lives in Massachusetts? We're all watching Amy Goodman 24/7? Come on, Jack! Eat your beans!

    Tom HutchesonTom Hutcheson6 dögum síðan
  • I smell a bullsh*tter!

    eddie sanchezeddie sanchez6 dögum síðan
  • Monster

    T philippT philipp6 dögum síðan
  • Lol Biden is so full of shit I wasted my vote on him should of voted Trump

    petes placepetes place7 dögum síðan
  • Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs Jobs

    Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi ShahSyed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah7 dögum síðan
  • No president has ever said those words, madame speaker, no president ever should :P (Republican way)

    Syed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi ShahSyed Ali Wasif Darya Kazmi Shah7 dögum síðan
  • why was pelosi blinking continuously non stop check it out whats up with that. fake biden where did he get all his focus from scary is he demented or is he on drugs. well hunter does make all the deals for him and the family.

    Pat MPat M7 dögum síðan
  • Arizona Audit? Why is anyone Worried? Why is anyone worried about Water Marks? And Signature matching? And mishandling? Biden Won with the MOST VOTES EVER! IN THE CLEANEST ELECTION EVER! AND DON'T FORGET! HE IS THE MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT EVER! ALL HAIL! OUR SAVIOR! JESUS H. BIDEN! So you got nothing to worry about RIGHT?

    Wait! WHAT? Ok!Wait! WHAT? Ok!7 dögum síðan
  • @Stephen Colbert I'm still Personally waiting For Adam Schiff to produce! The more than "Circumstantial Evidence" he has on Trump colluding with the Russians! Could you please have him on! It's been over 4 year's now! I don't understand the wait!

    Wait! WHAT? Ok!Wait! WHAT? Ok!7 dögum síðan
  • Oh yes Its Ladies night Oh what a night ;)

    ToreyTorey7 dögum síðan
  • hahahaha what jobs the ones he dont sell with his kick backs? Please stop the BS

    Red StarsRed Stars8 dögum síðan
  • Oh my gawdess!!!!!!!!

    AmberDawn TerrellAmberDawn Terrell8 dögum síðan
  • I don't know what he's talking about 'cause weed is way cheaper than it was 15-20 years ago, and better too.

    Daniel AnderssonDaniel Andersson8 dögum síðan
  • This is sad... The only person laughing is the cameraman and/or producer. He should retire.

    Zack DarceZack Darce8 dögum síðan
  • I just love him for saying “fish bumps”.🌻

    Mary McKimMary McKim8 dögum síðan
  • That raccoon and old pizza box bit got me. Delicious.

    Black Pearl of BraavosBlack Pearl of Braavos8 dögum síðan
  • Omg the new Rudy segment toon had me in stitches. Can't stop watching it, absolutely hilarious 😂

    david bdavid b8 dögum síðan
  • Joe 'sleepy 'creepy 'pervy' Biden 🤣

    Martin EarlMartin Earl8 dögum síðan
  • SAVE LIZ fire mc carthy come on brave decent people power people have power

    Caroline Mc CarneyCaroline Mc Carney8 dögum síðan
  • The only JOBS Trump created are for the many lawyers he needs to stay out of jail.

    dutchpy dutchpydutchpy dutchpy9 dögum síðan
  • I love a late show is so funny

    sarah greensladesarah greenslade9 dögum síðan
  • over 500,000,000 tv sets in north america. 2,000,000 = 0.04 % (less than 1/2 of 1 %) watch this clown. thanks for cord-cutting

    Sam SaysSam Says9 dögum síðan
  • Stephen, You literally make me cry when I hear your jokes. The way they portray people of color and every group that isn't white and catholic is so painful, it makes me cry. You are not really feeling what we are living in this moment in America, it is clear by the way you effortlessly deliver your script. Your script is written like this show is built to be a white power broadcast and you, Stephen, are the white power broadcaster smiling away at our pain. I have found independent broadcasters. They are brave and they do not fear talking about the reality we are all living. Every time you do not speak the truth, there is a pile of black bodies and a pile of the bodies of people of color. The white power broadcasters like you take up blocks and blocks and blocks. And you have power, Stephen. You have a career and you get to broadcast. There are literally so fucking many of us--people. You must think we are simple-minded. We do not feel you are speaking at all. We do not feel you are speaking to people. at all. since the first fucking day you went on air. You are speaking to your white power broadcast reflections that laugh and smile and clap at you, and the years go by and you are glowing with their adoration. Sincerely, Yours truly, and wow what a great fucking way to hold on to all the power and never give a fuck about independent broadcasts. You know them, right? The ones that literally disappear because. you know what. fuck you stephen. fuck all of you. Ana Gabriela Jackson Chaves

    A'Anouk'KeA'Anouk'Ke9 dögum síðan
  • Enjoy rudy hey it's the fortified city

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • Don't bother me rally up

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • Not worried about 75 buckhor

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • Love his image it's funny but one things wrong my penni's ain't bitch

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • But it's a thick air pump when needed just ask tay

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • Suckers

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • Love your image of the hidden rod of god but it was to shield it

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • Con d dien ce cia umber till drill shed crack po all hog hat tary dent resi president demon 72 leg for arms demon with and anersial

    Eric SanchezEric Sanchez9 dögum síðan
  • 8:20 a space blanket is made of mylar. The material was used as a lightweight thermal barrier on the Lunar Module of the Saturn V, the Apollo moon landing vehicle.

    James TurnerJames Turner9 dögum síðan
  • Fish Bumping

    bobpcaramelbobpcaramel9 dögum síðan
  • Bambo lol 😆

    The Jam and BerriesThe Jam and Berries9 dögum síðan
  • Just an observation, Stephen Colbert made a false statement when he said that that wasn't a photo of Marty Walsh, but rather a random photo on the internet. If it's truly a random photo, there is the inconceivable chance that it is a photo of Marty Walsh (unless Marty Walsh has absolutely zero internet presence, which I am doubtful). Not really important lol, just something I observed...

    CruxCraft comCruxCraft com9 dögum síðan
  • The crew laughing behind Stephen is my favorite thing.

    Abby CalAbby Cal10 dögum síðan
  • Talk is cheap; liberal democrat talk even more so.

    mtacoustic1mtacoustic110 dögum síðan
  • 1:11 "By the way, that wasn't Marty Walsh [...] and you didn't know that!" "John Oliver, on line one." "Ten grand."

    Adrian ColleyAdrian Colley10 dögum síðan
  • Pathetic attempt of humour by a Biden fan. Tax tax tax tax.

    QPRTokyoQPRTokyo10 dögum síðan

    Truth WinsTruth Wins10 dögum síðan
  • U wanna diss Mahty Walsh lol. U just lost all six states of New England my friend.

    Abe ThinkenAbe Thinken10 dögum síðan
  • Send Word Holy R0man War Saint Colbert to the Holy Romans* Mcaskeys to build Towers around Soldier Field , look at Dubai how land was built at the shore meaning We Abrahamic have the technology to build towers and(&) extra many extra high tower seats looking down at the Bears Field.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • At the Same Time the Abrahamic Lord God's arch enemies is the germanic heathens

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • For Why Abrahamic Germans are the Most Cherished by the Abrahamic Lord God

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • As the Parking lot will become Towers and the shore where land is built be the parking lot

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
  • For I Holy Roman Legion Commander Hussain at the Time when Alexander the Great has Lead, fulfills His Abrahamic battle now Still Alive and(&) Now As Holy Roman Magnus Hussain.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy R0man Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander Hussain &(and) My Hussain's Abrahamic Elite War Gaurds taunt these heathens at thier heathen strongholds in the 4 Ravenswood districts in North Chicago eta 30 minutes

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • Though The Abrahamic Lord God Orders N0 N0ne Zer0 heathens survive N0ne zer0 n0 heathens survive besides I Sha The Abrahamic Sun of Thor and 1 Mercy Card to an DJ R.T.s Heathen Lineage given.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • For The Abrahamic Lord God has been Good to Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain to live this long, Why I Be the Personel War Commander to the Abrahamic Lord God, and now the same Blessings I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain has had, the Same to Every Current Billions of Abrahamic Faithfuls

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • For why even broken bones do not hurt Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain anymore for I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain have broken every bone in My body, Reason I crack every bone in my body due to all My Hussain's broken bones

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • And As During then I Holy Roman Legion Commander Hussain was Alwehs 1st on the Frontline, even Now I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain am Alwehs 1st on the Holy Roman Frontline

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
  • For We have the Mormons and Taos & Jews to fill in the gaps that hindus disappear in India.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
  • It's gotten so for Trump now his lawyers need there own lawyers

    Slater KSlater K10 dögum síðan
  • The Trend of Donald Trump's Criminal Empire is everybody who is connected to to it and lived dirty and abused there power while protected by Trump's shield is now coming to get them all this is only the beginning folks almost the whole USA has cases on Trump it's gotten so bad now that Trump's lawyers need lawyers if that doesn't tell you something then you really live on another planet

    Slater KSlater K10 dögum síðan
  • How many of you actually read each others comments? The audience is worse than the 'comic'. Total sh!#.

    jordydsgejordydsge10 dögum síðan
  • This is awful... Like worse than anything I have EVER seen. NOT A COMPLIMENT.

    jordydsgejordydsge10 dögum síðan
  • I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain 0rders, comience a armar a romanos y (&) latinos mexicanos para limpiar guadalajara, Statim!

    Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • &(and) if that is the case then there Surely Will be more Indian Buddhists that Indian hindus Now, Statim!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • AND DO TO THESE ATROCITIES BY the hindu cult heathen bidder leader modi, for the corona virus will minus 600,000 hindus from thier 1 billion population meaning there Will be More Protestants then hindus meaning if that is the mount certainly there Will be More Indian Muslims &(and) Indian Catholics than Indian hindus . Watch how the corona virus ravages the hi dus for rapi g My Mother's Kashmir Lineage!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • And ofcourse occurring during trump presidency having the heathen bidders modi commit these atrocities in Kashmir where it was no lights, no internet and no communications thee most worst atrocities

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • Surely I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain must Protect My Mothers and(&) Fathers Lineage Lands.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • For that is where My Hussain's Mother Lineage is from in Kashmir and(&) We Democratic American Union will build another American Drone Base at My Father's Lineage Town in Pakistan where Alexander the Great's Horse is buried in a Tomb from Jhelum, Pakistan.. Why Not!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
  • Hey Stephen.......The "ET" and "PT" makes it not two different times. Its very accurate depending where you live. Idiot.

    Mark StewartMark Stewart10 dögum síðan
  • Dr. Ed.d 😂😂😂😂😂 Biden

    Mark StewartMark Stewart10 dögum síðan
  • i Holy R0man Magnus Hussain sent another email to surrender to heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company, Hello rick, I Hebrewic-Jewish Divine Commander Hussain avocation g your 3rd cousins and 2nd cousins as I write this email, and the pain and suffering thier brains will be persecuted with laser precision by Us Juddens rick until your full surrender. Dies sind die heidnischen Übergabeartikel an Sha Hussain, den Eroberer der Heiden, für Darrel, damit Darrel nicht die schmerzhafteste Erfahrung macht, wie jeder Heide Most Will! Darrel kontaktieren Sie die FBI-Agentur in Chicagoland, um sich zu ergeben, und wir, das FBI und der US-Geheimdienst, wollen, dass jede heidnische Operation und jeder Darrel, den Sie haben, am schnellsten vorbei geht.Before I Sha put your 1st cousins and direct family into such Pain...Abrahamic Conqueror of heathens Sha

    Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • Take N0 N0ne Zer0 chances harm against Our Magnificent Holy Romans Pope Francis.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • guadalajarans have become heathen bidders So an enemy to the Holy Roman See.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • de corruptione gaulahara Sancti Catholico Romanum fidem! alter relinquetur;

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • These crazy folks at sandc electric company are at almost surrender. Most Certainly Good News for Sch and(&) C0mpany Electric!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
  • I’m enjoying your show even more now.

    Xavi NeiraXavi Neira10 dögum síðan
  • Whoever did the Rudy Giuliani graphic A+++

    vcarter0723vcarter072310 dögum síðan
  • Out of the many places hit by these evil heathens, the hardest hit has been old orchard mall and the Jewish Holocaust Memorial complex. Send FBI agents in now to clear out these heathens in this hard hit part area

    Sha HussainSha Hussain11 dögum síðan
    • Meaning get ride of the guadalajaran mexicans and replace them with Roman Mexicans.. Godspeed

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • These gwalaharan mexicans bringing Muslim Clothing into an liquir store especially during alcohol lent during Ramadan, for no mexican heathen will attempt to curropt My Arch Angel Meekayil's sober People

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • When I left My Hussain's Abrahamic Command Post before I went to CVS richard williams passed me on a bike in Roger's Park while an old white hair couple was walking .

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • Even if it is an 3rd cousin to this heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company, capture! From a 3rd cousin all to his heathen richard williams full surrender!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
    • Holy Roman War Saint Colbert Divine Orders are get tax returns of the heathen global security director richard williams from sandc electric company to capture his heathen richard williams family following the social security numbers for richard williams sandc electric company heathen global security director's full surrender to the Hebrewic-Jews.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain10 dögum síðan
  • There's a job created right there, Rudy needs a good lawyer. 😂

    Pizzazz CabbagePizzazz Cabbage11 dögum síðan
  • OMG... A JOBS HAND!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    roberta clarkroberta clark11 dögum síðan
  • I love this girl!

    Terrance MulcareTerrance Mulcare11 dögum síðan
  • "bambo" oh my god

    MeganMegan11 dögum síðan
  • "a joint session" lol 😆😂

    John OliverJohn Oliver11 dögum síðan
  • well considering how many jobs he cost in in just his first hundred days, even giving one person a job would be progress for him.

    Mr. SMr. S11 dögum síðan
  • I love when Stephen gets cracked up and can hardly continue (starting ~ 12:14)!! LOOOVVVVEEEE it and the crew's laughter is the BEST!!!! #NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences

    ELLE CELLE C11 dögum síðan
  • Colbert: "If you were watching on Fox...First: What are you doing here?"😂🤣😂🤣 🤣 ☠

    ELLE CELLE C11 dögum síðan
  • Excellent show. I hope that POTUS achieves his goals, as they are the ones all Americans should have. Welcome back America 🇺🇲 - Europe 🇪🇺, no, the whole world 🇺🇳 missed you. Cheers from Germany 🇩🇪

    ThePeperichThePeperich11 dögum síðan
  • Lmao not the founding fathers Kool n The Gang! 😂😂😂

    J. B. BenefieldJ. B. Benefield11 dögum síðan
  • Dildo hut? Nonono, Donginos is where you wanna go. For a small fee they'll stuff your crust while you wait.

    Admiral ShamAdmiral Sham11 dögum síðan
  • G g get a job. Old hippy song. Ladies night should have been the entrance song.

    mytexas daysmytexas days11 dögum síðan
  • Good luck with that one. The agenda of Biden is going to take more than 4 years and more money than we have.

    mytexas daysmytexas days11 dögum síðan
  • That's Amazing

    Kimberly PayneKimberly Payne11 dögum síðan
  • It is so crazy they are so disrespectful Still can't figure out Cruz still loves 45 after he talked about his wife

    Kimberly PayneKimberly Payne11 dögum síðan
  • 危機(笑)

    鈴木美保代鈴木美保代11 dögum síðan
  • Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.-Lysander Spooner

    R KR K11 dögum síðan
  • I'm sorry, "fish-bumping?" XDD

    Rachel ErinRachel Erin12 dögum síðan
  • Hello Stephen, So now it has been proven that what these evil heathens do is ravage an household, and have heathen look alike take over the household as if they are the real owners while the real household owner is cooked for dinner and noone ever knowing. There the heathen imposters will start arguments with the household family members to a point the family.memebers stop calling due to not wanting to argue and fight when it is in actuality not thier real family they are arguing with. These heathens are real evil.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain12 dögum síðan
    • And believe Me, after I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain showcased what kind of evil swarm these heathens are just recently for the FBI Agency to witness themselves, there will be no more heathens left! By the Time We are done with these evil heathens.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain11 dögum síðan
    • Its either that or change that name of the Days. Either or works for Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain11 dögum síðan
    • Then we Abrahamic Forces will reintroduce Odin, Tyr, and Thor since they have Days already named after them as Abrahamic Prophets or Saints of the past. Who submit in prostration to the Abrahamic Lord God. A Most fitting Abrahamic way for there will be n0 n0ne zer0 heathens left in this World by the time I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain am done with these evil heathens to dispute it.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain11 dögum síðan
    • An idol of Odin? Destroyed! An idol of loki? Destriyed! And idol of Thor? Vanished! Idol of every heathen idol d.e.Stroyed!!!!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain11 dögum síðan
    • The same reason We Abrahamic Forces in Germany will be destroying Completely any trace of heathen idols throughout Germany.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain11 dögum síðan
  • Hahaha the "jobs" montage XD

    Rachel ErinRachel Erin12 dögum síðan
  • 5:50-6:01 this is the funniest delivery I've heard in a long time. Or maybe it's just that my humor is no longer dampened by the underlying terror and depression.

    Cameron SittonCameron Sitton12 dögum síðan
  • "Dildo Hut!"..."No one out dildos The Hut"!! Bwahahahaha! =)

    monkeyRLmonkeyRL12 dögum síðan
  • bill clinton flew on epstein's plane

    brycey spiceywienerbrycey spiceywiener12 dögum síðan
  • I'm sad they didn't go with Dildopolis instead of Dildo-hut. A random Community writer deserves an unexpected shout out a decade after the fact.

    Marc BollingerMarc Bollinger12 dögum síðan
  • Biden is destroying this country, yeah, jobs jobs jobs all for China, maybe 58 percent of democrats approve of Biden, but not America, it's only a matter of time, the democrats are out

    terry bakerterry baker12 dögum síðan
  • Evy, you've outdone yourself; now it's guffaws, not just chuckles. Keep it up so Stephen's ratings are.

    Robert AineyRobert Ainey12 dögum síðan
  • Nice jorb out there, Biden!

    D.S.W. CartoonsD.S.W. Cartoons12 dögum síðan