It's Been 100 Days And Joe Biden Still Doesn't Have A Cat

1 maí 2021
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  • Everyone knows your a fraud president sleepy joe

    Vaughn cruzVaughn cruz3 dögum síðan
  • He's had three cats so far, but Major ate them thinking they were leftover T******* appointees.

    Cosmo GenesisCosmo Genesis3 dögum síðan
  • Friggin awesome lol

    SunnyAquamarine2SunnyAquamarine25 dögum síðan
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    Vijay PatilVijay Patil5 dögum síðan
  • This is BRILLIANT! (too bad some people will take offence lol)

    Celtic LassCeltic Lass6 dögum síðan
  • Get a fat orange one named Donald you know toss 45 a bone. 🤣

    [Hashknight Gaming][Hashknight Gaming]7 dögum síðan
  • Ok... let's hear it for the dog lovers, who's with me. "who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!! 🐶 Ok..."who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!!

    YellowYellow7 dögum síðan
  • I'm pretty sure this is narrated by Epic Voice Guy lol

    Bunny, EasterBunny, Easter7 dögum síðan
  • if he only had a brain it just sad

    jackie hinkeyjackie hinkey7 dögum síðan
  • 😂😂😂

    Runner PhileRunner Phile7 dögum síðan
  • I got sick of Biden immediately.

    Reuben YanceyReuben Yancey7 dögum síðan
  • If he doesn't get a cat then I'm not voting for him! So many lies. It's just not acceptable for the POTUS to lie. 😂 Sadly..it's a joke but it also isn't

    Sini CideSini Cide7 dögum síðan
  • I aint a Republican but the msm is straight up trash

    macarrony jimmacarrony jim7 dögum síðan
  • Joe, the Lord detests murderers and deceivers. Repent now.

    K RK R8 dögum síðan
  • What about the first BIRD? "I tot I taw a Puddy Tat! I DID, I DID, i TAW A PUDDY TAT!" - Tweety Bird (for President). Furthermore ...

    SAM WALKERSAM WALKER8 dögum síðan
  • You forgot to mention the parts like the enormous boarder crisis going on, or how he is is forcing Americans to pay taxes that fund abortion up to 9 months of pregnancy, or how he allows men to walk into a woman’s bathroom just because they “identify” as woman, or how only 12% of that 1.9 trillion dollar stimulus actually went to the American people and got absolutely no GOP support and only passed by one vote bc the majority of the senate is democrats. Or how about the fact that Joe Biden doesn’t even know where he’s at and has to read a teleprompter every time he addresses the nation, I could go on and on Joe Biden is a terrible president and everybody knows it, people who say otherwise are just pretending that he is

    Christian GChristian G8 dögum síðan
  • Peace Love and Democracy 💙💙💙

    Maxim PopovMaxim Popov8 dögum síðan
  • Pure Genius 💙 Joe Rocks 💙

    Maxim PopovMaxim Popov8 dögum síðan
  • The clip cut out too soon. What was the headline that followed?

    D.W. ReadD.W. Read8 dögum síðan
  • Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. Can you say devastation?

    Alfred EAlfred E8 dögum síðan
  • This is the biggest scandal to hit Washington in decades, but you won’t hear the deep state communist socialist antifa democrats say anything about it

    RyanRyan9 dögum síðan
  • Joe Biden says anyone making less than 400k won’t pay a penny in taxes ❌ This guy makes trump look like a genius

    Crab Chips & Strawberry SodaCrab Chips & Strawberry Soda9 dögum síðan
  • Stephen, you’re Biden’s 🕳.

    O SO S9 dögum síðan
  • Nobodys gonna comment about the fact that they let the word "Pussy" slide knowing it doesn't mean CAT AT ALL😂😂😂

    motherofgrrmotherofgrr9 dögum síðan
  • Braindead Biden... The cat probably starve..

    V SV S9 dögum síðan
  • was this stolen verbatim from the new fox comedy hour ????

    GiarkReleosGiarkReleos9 dögum síðan
    • the tone and inflection was

      GiarkReleosGiarkReleos9 dögum síðan
    • it wasn't really puntastic or phunny

      GiarkReleosGiarkReleos9 dögum síðan
  • And there's some VBNMW leftists and suburban liberals in the comments. Beware sane people

    Fat Whataburger GuyFat Whataburger Guy9 dögum síðan
  • I thought I was watching Fox for a second. This sounded like the newest scandal

    Anthony CampagnoloAnthony Campagnolo9 dögum síðan
  • Didn't Lefties attack Trump for not having a First Pet in this exact way? Yes, y'all did. Literally your own parody.

    kassarc16kassarc169 dögum síðan
  • But, the burning question.....Has the Obama portrait gone up yet?????

    Vern ShookVern Shook9 dögum síðan
  • Here you go this is who is playing joe cause this isn't joe it's jim carey ispast.info/losk/v-deo/pIh7ZKWX06rWg5w.html

    Panda BearPanda Bear9 dögum síðan
  • LOLLLLLLL!!! Well done!!

    Eriq KunzEriq Kunz9 dögum síðan
  • I wouldn't let the senile potato anywhere near a pet, a child, a job, woman, children, the economy, our taxes, the list goes on

    SMBSMB9 dögum síðan
  • "Colbert" is the new phrase when it means ratings crash.

    Bill RandolphBill Randolph9 dögum síðan
  • GIMME DA DAM CAT!!!!

    XpertGam0rXpertGam0r9 dögum síðan
  • Between the lack of a cat , stealing hamburgers and guns, outlawing Seuss and personally being responsible for the castration of mister potato head , its ot like saving us from corona with common sense and no superspreader events matters. Can y all believe the GOP current line of attack?? Wow.

    Que serraQue serra9 dögum síðan
  • This is ridiculous get on the stick Joe. Where's the kitty? He d keep major in line. You need a cat to rule your dogs.

    Que serraQue serra9 dögum síðan
  • me says ow

    LilchadaLilchada10 dögum síðan
  • "We the people...ARE THE GOVERNMENT" - Joe Biden 2021 "We're fooked" - every rational American

    Senza SensoSenza Senso10 dögum síðan
  • *BIDEN IS A DICTATOR BY HIS OWN WORDS!* During the campaign, Biden called Trump a dictator over issuing executive orders. But Biden has signed more than *60* in his first 100 days - compared with Trump's 24!

    PaulPaul10 dögum síðan
    • You need cat therapy

      R. WaldmanR. Waldman5 dögum síðan
  • Introducing a cat to Major and Champ, without disaster, would be a feat of historic greatness. If President Biden can safely integrate a pet cat into that family - is there anything he can't do? It's like getting lions to lie down with lambs (and not in a preprandial way)! Yet, Alsatians are rather intelligent dogs - perhaps Biden can persuade them to set aside their predatory instincts. Mind, if it works, that would be one heroic cat. Sox - I remember you.

    bat in the atticbat in the attic10 dögum síðan
  • Biden's dog bit my friend back in March. He got paid to shut up.

    Master KenMaster Ken10 dögum síðan
  • Next time Biden is on the show, pull a suprise 'Rescue Cat Rescue'. That will take care of things. "This is Socks VII. Socks comes from an ancient White House Cat lineage. In his black and white tuxedo, he is dressed for the occasion. Generally easy goin', he is able to find a comfy corner anywhere, even in the Oval Office. However, Socks is adament it then will be renamed 'the Loaf-al Office'. His favourite flavour of cat food is tuna, the least favourite is, you guessed it... malarkey"

    JJ WubsJJ Wubs10 dögum síðan
  • Schrodinger's cat? White house edition?

    Tess WinkerTess Winker10 dögum síðan
  • But i want to ask seriously, Where Is The Cat You Promised Joe??

    Muhd HanifMuhd Hanif10 dögum síðan
  • I really do want a presidential cat tho

    K QuilorK Quilor10 dögum síðan
  • They've already attacked his dog's appearance calling him a junk yard looking dog.. no level of attack is beyond them or surprises me!

    MzMaverick !MzMaverick !10 dögum síðan
  • Final Part *QUOTES* "The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves." ~Vladmir Lenin "Rights aren't rights if they can be taken away, they're temporary privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country." ~George Carlin "Those who control the past control the future." ~George Orwell 1984

    EcoAnarchistEcoAnarchist10 dögum síðan
  • Part III *SOLUTION* *Anarchists* = anarchia (freedom) *Free* Food Water Shelter Education Holistic Medical Care *No* Currency Authority Prisons Banks Corporatism/Capitalism Government Taxes

    EcoAnarchistEcoAnarchist10 dögum síðan
  • I hope this story has LESS than nine lives so we can get back to burgers. Where's the beef, Joe! Where's the beef!

    mark bushnellmark bushnell10 dögum síðan
  • Q: can someone please tell me why, in USA, the term, 'Government of the People', refers not to the government, or the party with the most votes, but to the minority party, is (currently) the Republicans?

    Julia HartshornJulia Hartshorn10 dögum síðan
  • Trump grabbed it by the cat.

    eric loyolaeric loyola10 dögum síðan
  • Cat picks you, you don't pick the cat. Obviously these GOP people don't know cats.

    Jeni TotenJeni Toten10 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz's face is a form of animal cruelty all its own!

    stone1andonlystone1andonly11 dögum síðan
  • All of cat-loving ISpast is invested in this very scandalous story!

    Robin HahnRobin Hahn11 dögum síðan
  • This is stupid. For stupid people. Colbert your discourse sucks and you aren’t funny. Love is peace.

    E. S.E. S.11 dögum síðan
  • Sounds kinda racist and bigoted to me.

    Scott DeatonScott Deaton11 dögum síðan
  • The cat is most likely a chinese and russian double agent in any case.

    Dream of BaconDream of Bacon11 dögum síðan
  • Grab em by the p***y! 🎃 LOL

    Frank RizzoFrank Rizzo11 dögum síðan
  • Cat got your tongue lol

    apostolis xapostolis x11 dögum síðan
  • With a deadly crisis so badly handled by trump , Biden has to pick up the pieces left by trump , that is to protect more American lives and the economy , why bother with an insignificant cat 🐈

    Yuan ThamYuan Tham11 dögum síðan
  • This cat will totally grift joey b out of millions, joey b cant be going up against cats

    adam johnsadam johns11 dögum síðan
  • Joe has doesn't anything Worthy of news except CNN talking about a cat. Good job CNN

    james eatonjames eaton11 dögum síðan
  • But i have got Tara and i have helped my friends to make 195 billion in the first 100 days.

    Joe Biden OfficialJoe Biden Official11 dögum síðan
  • _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

    N RN R11 dögum síðan
  • _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

    N RN R11 dögum síðan
  • Don't worry... There WILL be a kitty 🐱 at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue-- to deal with those #Republikkklans who are so desperate to nail POTUS Joe Biden for "something."😼😼😼

    Cynthia BrentCynthia Brent11 dögum síðan
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    ever97ishever97ish11 dögum síðan
  • They kill his dog yet?

    imkerbalimkerbal11 dögum síðan
  • lol, ty lssc fam.

    mary jonesmary jones11 dögum síðan
  • Hope they name it Stripes.

    Thomas RaywoodThomas Raywood11 dögum síðan
  • It was just to get the "cat person" vote!!! Low, Joe, ...low!

    S RS R11 dögum síðan
  • I love that this was done the same day that announcements are made on his cat coming to the White House.

    Confuddle LegConfuddle Leg11 dögum síðan
  • 🗣🔊🔊 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN , DID HAVE A CAT . 🍊 🤣🤣 HE'S JUST NOT ALLOW IN THE WHITE HOUSE 🏛 NO MORE . 👤 , HE JUST LEFT IN JANUARY, CAUSE HE WAS SUCH A LOSER AND HE JUST HAD TOO GO 🏌️‍♂️🦊 CAUSE HE DIDN'T FIT IN 👤 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Paulyne WilburnPaulyne Wilburn11 dögum síðan
  • 💜2021✨Amen pass the Word... #MillenniumLanceAndTheOpenScroll 🌹 Daniel 11-12 Revelation 20-21 keeping the Faith... 💜😎

    Joseph QJoseph Q11 dögum síðan
  • ‘Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.’

    Tom McAllisterTom McAllister11 dögum síðan
  • Holy shit that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Baba AymanBaba Ayman11 dögum síðan
  • question: when Potus Biden gets on plane, it becomes Air Force One.... when Potus rides on Amtrak, it's call ...???

    Lily JadeLily Jade11 dögum síðan
    • Great possibility for funny answers! (Wish I'd been able to think of one.)

      Valerie J. NorseValerie J. Norse11 dögum síðan
  • GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

    Dshew89 DDshew89 D11 dögum síðan
  • GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

    Dshew89 DDshew89 D11 dögum síðan
  • Major is getting a therapy cat for all the bad hoodoo left by the last administration.

    MGCollins2813311MGCollins281331111 dögum síðan
  • Get a sassy, attitude cat in the white house to chase Major all over the WH lawn and he'll be a whole different dog. A cat might even teach secret service guys a thing or two! meeeoowww 😹 😻

    Carol MillerCarol Miller11 dögum síðan
    • @Dfuher D Hope they post some YT vids!

      Carol MillerCarol Miller7 dögum síðan
    • According to Dr. Biden, Major has been in training to be with cats including going on trips to cat shelters. Fear not, that kitty will have him trained in NO time 🙀

      Dfuher DDfuher D11 dögum síðan
  • Our local shelter has a silly looking cat for adoption. Go see "Cara" at elkcountryanimalshelter.org/

    Brian KleinschmidtBrian Kleinschmidt11 dögum síðan
  • I want a cat in the WH

    Carla MCarla M11 dögum síðan
  • Sufferin' succotash, a puss can't get a break.

    Brian KleinschmidtBrian Kleinschmidt11 dögum síðan
  • Cats choose people. Biden just hasn't been found yet.

    Miriam BucholtzMiriam Bucholtz11 dögum síðan
  • Jesus, give us a warning before you show us a close-up of Ted Snooze's face (:44)😨!!

    Cherry RedCherry Red11 dögum síðan
  • Nice. Really well done

    VideZoniX !VideZoniX !11 dögum síðan
  • Presidential pets: * Bill Clinton: One cat 🐈 and one dog 🐕 * George W. Bush: 3 dogs 🐕🐕🐕 and one cat 🐈 * Barack Obama: Two dogs 🐕🐶 * Donald Trump: Stephen Miller 🐍 * Joe Biden: Two dogs 🐕‍🦺🐕

    Trekkie from New ZealandTrekkie from New Zealand11 dögum síðan
  • At least they admitted that Joe Biden is president at the beginning of the ad!

    crovax 13crovax 1311 dögum síðan
  • Some folks are cat people and some are dog people.

    George B. WolffsohnGeorge B. Wolffsohn11 dögum síðan
    • 😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗❗my bad. This sounded so typical of GOP BS I thought it was real.

      George B. WolffsohnGeorge B. Wolffsohn11 dögum síðan
  • WHERE IS THE CAT?! 🐈‍⬛😂

    Sugar SkullsSugar Skulls11 dögum síðan
  • So now i guess América it’s better off from the orange sphincter right? Steven

    Alex SentAlex Sent11 dögum síðan
  • I think his dogs would go after a cat like a rabbit. Bad idea.

    Laura KLaura K11 dögum síðan
    • @Valerie J. Norse Still they are in a high stress environment. I wouldn't risk it.

      Laura KLaura K11 dögum síðan
    • Champ is old and mellow. Major might try to give a cat a hard time, but I think he will learn better. Cats don't cower before dogs.

      Valerie J. NorseValerie J. Norse11 dögum síðan
  • The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. - Some person idk who but they didn't assume the correct Submission Position lol

    INTERYTPINTERYTP11 dögum síðan
  • Almost like when NewsMaxx did a news segment on how ugly Joe Biden's dog was...

    Mountain LWolfMountain LWolf11 dögum síðan
  • After the incidents with both of their dogs, I hope the cat doesn't bite, and is declawed. Then again, it will probably whip somebody with its tail.

    - Beeman- Beeman11 dögum síðan
  • I love the woman who has to deal with the press and is quite honest about how stupid their fucking questions can be.

    Tana DarkoTana Darko11 dögum síðan
  • Wait... Wait. Who organizes cat boxing matches? Where does that footage come from?

    Antoine TrépanierAntoine Trépanier11 dögum síðan
  • If republicans actually tried this, it should not even remotely surprise anyone.

    prof. steinprof. stein11 dögum síðan
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