Late Show First Drafts: Mother's Day 2021

30 apr 2021
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Who writes these things anyway? Join the amazing and talented Evie Colbert and her husband Stephen for this special Mother's Day edition of "First Drafts." #Colbert #MothersDay #EvieColbert
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Ummæli
  • everyone knows America's sweetheart is Betty White.

    DeathAngelDeathAngel10 klukkustundum síðan
  • There is something very special about two people that connect like Steven and Evie. Thank you for sharing that with us.

    92PNight92PNight15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Been away from my partner for more than a year. Evie and Stephen embody all that I miss about being a couple. :'(

    VagabondVagabond20 klukkustundum síðan
  • Just realized Jon Baptiste has a ISpast channel. :D (it's actually Batiste, though.) Now I'll get a chance to really see his stuff :).

    ¬ 黒 Black Moon 月¬¬ 黒 Black Moon 月¬20 klukkustundum síðan
  • She’s so lovely. I hope we still get to see her after the show goes back to filming in the studio.

    bibliothecairebibliothecaire22 klukkustundum síðan
  • Mongo Santamaria--love his work!!

    Tom MunyonTom Munyon23 klukkustundum síðan
  • And unless a full blown American Civil War is not inacted Now, these heathen nazis will beat the Justice system like child's play due to these heathen nazis have pathological lies down to a science , look at trumps 2nd impeachment trial for trump was clearly guilty though these heathen nazis were able to get away with it. Believe Me United States Treasury Intelligence Magent Hussain that the Justice system cannot beat these nazi heathens, Only a 2nd American Civil War is strong enough to do such a thing.

    Sha HussainSha HussainDegi Síðan síðan
    • See now look at these heathens nazis at sandc electric company where when I was writing hundreds upon hundreds of anti Semitic emails to them, sandc electric company had no issue at all for they were loving it. Now I began writing emails against these evil heathen nazis, those at sandc electric company are now tasting thier own evil medicine and aren't able to handle it and now want to give me paperwork. How the tables have turned!

      Sha HussainSha HussainDegi Síðan síðan
    • We Abrahamic American War Forces have the Executive Branch, the House, the Senate, Control of the US Armed Forces, Right Now! Is the best Shot for the Al-Mighty Jews to inact The 2nd American Civil War against these heathen nazis.

      Sha HussainSha HussainDegi Síðan síðan
  • 121 people wrote the first drafts of these cards, and are jaded because they were rejected.

    HempForPresidentHempForPresident2 dögum síðan
  • If someone said "Age cannot wither nor custom stale your infinite variety" to me, my pants would be teleported to another dimension

    IO TewksIO Tewks3 dögum síðan
  • I was scared to watch this... Stephen and Evie hand out relationship goals like knock-out punches, making everyone else marriage look stupid and loveless!

    marembo julianmarembo julian3 dögum síðan
  • These two are so sweet together!

    Laurence WellsLaurence Wells4 dögum síðan
  • Continue Divine Orders Holy Roman War Saint &(and) Protestant War Saints especially the simultaneous Order be patient until That particular simultaneous Operation will be completed, for I believe Us Abrahamic American War Forces have upto 475 targets so far. Find the rest 525 heathen targets Statim!

    Sha HussainSha Hussain4 dögum síðan
    • To have let nazis regroup in America and let these nazis operate billion dollar companies on American soil, is astonishing especially those in Power to stayed idle and let this abomination occur. Did America win Ww2 or the nazis? Really feels as if the nazis did right now

      Sha HussainSha Hussain2 dögum síðan
    • Thats the reason it just astonishes Me that certainly I alone don't have the power to declare War though those that do stay idle and let nazis continue in plain sight do what they want as if ww1, ww2 and the Holocaust was but just a dream, when it was real life history where 100s of millions of lives were lost. Its astonishing that those whom have the power to declare war on these senior level nazis just stay idle.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain2 dögum síðan
    • Further proves those at sandc electric company are evil heathens. Due to this richard williams from sandc electric company never wanted to give me paperwork when he asked me to send him hundreds upon hundreds of anti Semitic emails, then send this richard williams from sandc electric company a few emails inregards to what is to come about against the heathens, this richard williams from sandc electric company wants to give me some paperwork. Further proves this is an nazi heathen establishment at sandc electric company.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain2 dögum síðan
    • As well strike 1st blood against these heathens with as many heathen targets we have right now. So if there are as of now let's say 700 heathen targets, let's get them all at the same simultaneous time. The Time to strike hard is now.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain2 dögum síðan
    • Us Abrahamic American War Forces need to strike 1st blood and apprehend this heathen richard williams global security director from sandc electric company, it is becoming too intense around here in Roger's Park. The valuable heathen intel gained from this heathen richard williams is priceless.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain2 dögum síðan
  • I love Evie's laugh!

    snoskisnoski4 dögum síðan
  • Just ordered a sub sandwich from SUBWAY and they delivered ONE F*CKING COOKIE then charged me almost 12 DOLLARS (Yes, without questioning the order) Got in their car and drove to my home to bring me ONE F*CKING COOKIE, DO NOT ORDER FROM SUBWAY!!

    Ellis JonesEllis Jones4 dögum síðan
  • I really hope that after things get back to relative "normalcy" that they keep bringing in Evie! They're truly America's cutest couple!

    KayKay4 dögum síðan
  • Oh I luv seeing Evie and Stephen banter back and forth. Having her on is such a joy to watch 💕 Please keep her coming back even after this pandemic is over. 👌🏾

    Shani SmithShani Smith5 dögum síðan
  • Stephen Colbert is a lucky, lucky man.

    Molly BordenMolly Borden5 dögum síðan
  • So sad this year..I'm from Ontario, Canada and we are locked down tight. We can't even buy cards here because they are not essential/groceries.

    Linda PogorLinda Pogor5 dögum síðan
  • As well My Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and(&) Peace Commander Muslim Caliphate Hussain Titles at Sch &(and) Company Electric are Shareholder Ownership, Master Machinst, & Abrahamic Global Security Director.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • With the Abrahamic Skeletons being Resurrected, Abrahamic Children being brought from the Abrahamic Mother's womb and Abrahamic Faithfuls living forever, for There will be eventually Trillions upon Trillions of Abrahamic Faithfuls where Mathematics will be So advanced due to Our Abrahamic Generations making so so much wealth its unimaginable yet due to the numbers have yet to be created. Where then a 5th dimension far far away in space will be introduced. Though all current Divine Orders must be fully enforced against these heathens before these evil heathen again attempt to hide thier corpses. Godspeed. Sha.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Every Abrahamic Skeletons be it from a Jewish Grave, Catholic Grave, Muslim Grave, Protestant Grave, Mormon Grave any and(&) all Abrahamic Faith Graves will reply I knew iT for Hussain has Fullfilled His Promise!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • For All Abrahamic Skeletons Resurrected, every, will Say "im Alive" then ask who has Resurrected I, it will be said Hussain, and the Resurrected Soul will say I knew iT for Hussain has fulfilled His Promise.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • As that is My Holy Roman Magnus Hussain's Greatest Gift to those whom make a mockery and enemy to Our(**+ Abrahamic Lord God... Pain!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Though so bad the heathens have n0 n0ne zer0 chance of being resurrected as all heathen corpse will be put into hell(volcanoes lava eye) and so will every heathen corpses buried and exhumed! & put into hell(volcanoes eye lave). That is further Divine Orders of every heathen captured to locate thier heathen lineage and heathen ancestors burial sites. YHWeHspeed.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
  • Let iT be known that any dirt on affairs won't work, For I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain can have 6 wives. So affairs of the past will not be used as dirt on any Abrahamic.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • As much heathen intel is coming in to the Democratic American Union's FBI Agency and more more individuals never known before to be heathens and heathen bidders for hands will be appearing on thier heathen pics throughout the internet and(&) news internet channels for Ww3 is an multi year War, for certainly there will be an peak soon then at a current pace.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • It is not easy to run an District, Town or an State though Jews, Catholics and Protestants know exactly how there goes why the spoils goto such and that is Why I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain will take the Hammer of Thor now Hammer of Sha. Among shareholder ownership of Sch &(and) Company Electric.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Certainly A House insurrection district and A State of an insurrection Senator will be Owned and Chosen by both Abrahamic War Saints Colberts. Protected by an Colberts Sheriff Department and(&) Colberts State Police.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • What What will be your Spoils of War Holy Roman &(and) Protestant War Saints Colberts, a insurrection house district. Maybe an whole insurrection senate whole farmland state. Many Spoils of Ww3 against these evil heathens and heathen bidders.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • its! Called spoils of War , Ww3 for there will be Many Spoils for the Abrahamic American War Forces indeed. For that is 0ne of Mine Holy Roman Magnus Sha Hussains'

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
  • Further Divine Orders are in Holy Roman and Protestant War Saints Colberts , pick up All department manager 5/18 from sandc electric company sigfried(sig)'s heathen family and lineage from Chicagoland, heathen police officer and all. Ww3 must pick down these heathens way way down 1000 floor down in Puerto Rico.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • All Abrahamic Faithfuls JusT be glad there aren't unknown different sleeve color hands in your picture to be taken starting Today, be very glad that you are not among the losers as the heathens.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • For I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and Peace Commander Muslim Califate am an Hard Head Wise Man.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • For the hard heads just follow for now on. For a hard head will kill us all where the wise will lead Trillions upon Trillions of Abrahamic Faithfuls of Every Kind.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • As well it isn't the hard head that leads now it is the Wise now and forever.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • As before Abrahamic Humanbeings were more hard headed and still now the some of the elders though thats good to keep some fully hard headed to thier Abrahamic Faith, though we don't live in the stone age anymore and an Abrahamic Heretic further will always be an Blessing. Now.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
  • Divine Orders are in, the Abrahamic Lord God Commands that every picked position by donald trump besides the United States Supreme Judges be removed including FBI Director Wray due to he was hand picked by trump. God's Speed.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Every heathen Must be collected from Evanston by Sun Rise.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain make an retreat to charge up my items and return back to Evanston.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Laser Precision heathen brain anatomy must begin Statim!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Bring in the Abrahamic American War Navy Transport Fleet Ships to collect 300 heathens at a Time then down through the Mississippi River to Puerto Rico and pick up any heathens down Mississippi River. Godspeed

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Certainly Us Abrahamic American War Forces are collecting many heathen brains in Evanston, Yep v Yup.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
  • Rise on Milwaukee and Golf is secured, saw some familiar faces. I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain couldn't be more safe for an full check due to these heathens followed Me here during April 2021 and knowing how thirsty heathens are to raid a business I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain Must protect My goto sites.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Since Evanston is an heathen Hotspot right now, I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander and My Hussain's Abrahamic Elite War Gaurds check status there.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Yes Indeed yellow arrows in the pic of heathens captured perfect, the higher in thiet heathen pyramid the more hands and yellow be included indeed

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • For surely before I Holy Roman Emperor was a fighter, Now I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain likes being a Mage.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • What enormous pain awaits for these evil heathens. These heathens Just don't know.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • My Goodness these heathens just don't know.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
  • For a heathen's life is no longer thiers!

    Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • As well yellow vests many, though there are some die hard heathen orange vests still wandering believing they these heathen die hards won't be touched. We will see about that.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain am on the ground in Niles, il and many Yellow flags around meaning Abrahamic American War Forces have taken back most of Niles from these evil heathens.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Most heathen captures will have thier cell phone with them and then just let the phones ring for further heathen apprehensions. Godspeed.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • Taking out these heathens must be swift, these heathens must not know what hit them, 1,000 simultaneous heathen captures at one time is a great start

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
    • For heathen global security director richard william's life is no longer his!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain5 dögum síðan
  • Seeing a couple like that is why people still get married..

    Rebecca CommandaRebecca Commanda6 dögum síðan
  • HAPPY MOTHERS DAY considering every year mothers aborth the lives of millions of babies and many do this multiple times,,,, happy mothers day to all mothers that murder their children and sell them for prostitution happy mothers day to millions of useless mothers who abandone their children mothers who abuse their children yea happy fucking mothers day hundreds of millions of mothers kill neglect abandon and abuse their children yea happy mothers day...

    Bam WamBam Wam6 dögum síðan
  • Evie needs to stay on the show

    Randi OaksRandi Oaks6 dögum síðan
  • We Abrahamic American Forces must understand that the Americans that were killed by these heathens during ww1 and ww2 sacrificed thier American lives and the Americans who fought and were still left standing believed especially winning ww2 for the Abrahamic American Allied Forces that the heathens were permanently destroyed though as the younger generation Americans of those Americans that witnessed the most bloodiest war in World History against these heathens to know that these heathens are not destroyed.but yet living and breathing and continuing thier evil heathen ways, is as if spitting on the graves of ww2 Americans that sacrificed so much during ww2. The only way the souls of those Americans can rest in peace is permanently exterminating these heathens 1st inland America and 2nd then Globally. Certainly we all would be dead or.enslaved by these pesky heathens if I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain was not able to learn some 2 years ago now about these evil anti semetic heathens 1st eye witness when I was employed at sandc electriccompany. It is almost an miracle that I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain was able to expose these evil heathens.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • Few important things to note is that these heathens as we seen with pillow guy and trump War plan using notes instead of speaking out loud as well heathens weapon of chose are cancer causing microwave energy devices

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • Even I Sha a Abrahamic War Commander likes to sing at times especially a song that tells the enemies like the heathen of what will be.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • NOW Comon Everybody! Sing With Me! Zap zapp and zapp what We Abrahamic American Forces will do to these heathen brains. Zzappp zapidy and zaapp & zapping what Us Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains. Zzzzaaaaaappppppp, zzzzzzapidy zaaaaaazzzzzppppppppp What the Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • And the brains of heathen bidders will surely be included, by the Time Ww3 has been fully Conquered by Abrahamic American War Forces, We will have more than enough heathen brains and that the brains of heathen bidders upto the 20's 30 of thousands to experiment on.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • So let's Go! Like I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain said the More heathen brains.. the what? The Merrier!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
  • Evie is by far my favorite non-actor/non-comedian/non-musician guest on this show.

    krudmongerkrudmonger7 dögum síðan
  • Stephen is such a shameless flirt with his female guests this year. That's a married woman, Stephen !

    Cyclops Was RightCyclops Was Right7 dögum síðan
  • Evie is just so adorable! I want to be her friend.

    AymieJoiAymieJoi7 dögum síðan
  • Poor Stephen, you're working the kinds of hours nurses do!!! Welcome to our world.!

    Robin RiebsomerRobin Riebsomer7 dögum síðan
  • They should have sold these cards

    Cory MCory M7 dögum síðan
  • He just nonchalantly quoted Shakespeare

    JoeyJoey7 dögum síðan
  • I absolutely want that Dolly Parton card. I would buy that and give it to my mother. ARE YOU LISTENING, HALLMARK?!?!? Also, Dolly has written something like 3,000 songs in her lifetime, most of which have never been released or recorded.

    Dallas LDallas L7 dögum síðan
  • And the Only way The Only Way to rid of these heathens permenatly is through war. Due to Us Abrahamic American Forces if to do through the Justice system for it will take 4 years going through court systems just for one case. As to rid of these heathens quickly and as an whole society is only through War.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain7 dögum síðan
    • And Believe Me! For a heathen will be begging, begging for the Abrahamic Lord God when thier heathen brains are being zapped. Though Gott?? God for a heathen... no God for an heathen. Though a heathen will be Begging for the Abrahamic Lord God.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • As it was in ww2 will be the same in this opened ww3 where both sides will be on espionage operations, developing advanced weaponry and so forth. Taking out the heathens in Chicagoland* as We Abrahamic American War Forces are on the verge of completing will be an great advantage to the Abrahamic American War Forces. As Chicago was and I say was an heathen financial strong hub. Though all that have been Conquered by Abrahamic American War Forces.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • Comon Everybody! Sing With Me! Zap zapp and zapp We Abrahamic American Forces will do to these heathen brains. Zzappp zapidy and zaapp & zapping Us Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains. Zzzzaaaaaappppppp, zzzzzzapidy zaaaaaazzzzzppppppppp Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • Zap zap and zap We Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains, zapp zap and zap & zapping Us Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains, zzzaaaappppp , zzzzzzzzaaaapidy, zzzzzzzaaaaaaappp Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
    • Like I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain Says, The more heathen brains... The Merrier!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain6 dögum síðan
  • My mom would probably like that first draft of the first one

    GrowlyGrowly8 dögum síðan
  • I always liked Steven cobert he seems. To love his wife and children it's great to see this love anne

    Anne RoselliAnne Roselli8 dögum síðan
  • Funny how Stephen doesnt know what is desk props are. Love the Intro music tonight! One of my favourite things....

    G.T. G.T.G.T. G.T.8 dögum síðan
  • I quit watching the show because it’s too focused on a male audience-the writers, the band, the guests, the topics are overwhelmingly men. But I do like to pop in when Evie visits! I would love to see her host a show.

    Sophia WilsonSophia Wilson8 dögum síðan
  • Especially I have declared our Abrahamic Forces in ww3 against these heathens, certainly these heathens will try.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • Though the Good part over takes the worst part in having an Command post next block to an heathen base because it tells these evil heathens that I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain am right next door in war with them, putting some fear in these heathens them knowing I am a block away from them

      Sha HussainSha Hussain7 dögum síðan
    • Then leaving the household in extreme fear to not say a word

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • Thats the worst part about having an Abrahamic Command post a block away from enemy heathen base and a other block away from the Warren Park warzone, for the enemy heathen knows exactly where I be, and will attempt anything crazy even digging an underground path to a neighbors home as that would be the only way to get to me without anyone seeing someone come through the front or back door

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • As once the hole is dug up easily these heathens can come out 4 out of the hold and put straight fear into a family.household

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • As these heathen diggers can easily dig an underground path from sandc electric insite facility to where i am a block away and popping up through a kitchen cabinet downstairs or the basement

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
  • My heart right😍😍😍😍These two are the best

    Claudia BoachieClaudia Boachie8 dögum síðan
  • 9:25 Love how Evie forgot the setup and was just joking casually, and Stephen had to remind her of the fundraiser event, lol.

    The Basketball HistorianThe Basketball Historian8 dögum síðan
  • That was pretty bold Stephen!

    Uthman BakshUthman Baksh8 dögum síðan
  • As well where the grass is just cut the west part of the park stay outta of it because it made my boots really slippery

    Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • It.was.like 5 or 6 knocks and then stopped, it woke me up though, it isn't the 1st time same thing yesterday someone knocked i open the door and no one there.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • Let.ot be known that someone just knocked on my door and stopped, not sure if it was back door or front I was right about sleeping when someone just knocked. For these heathens are very very angry persons right now we all should remember. And losing sandc electric company these heathens there will point str8 to me. And especially how I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain have been walking neighborhoods to neighborhoods that are heathen high populated areas, for these heathens have named me Sha most likely thier top heathen enemy.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • And One last thing before I go into my sleep is let things materialize further so it is an strong foundation and upon my awakening Our Abrahamic Forces will begin campaign against the last heathen fortified facility to sieze and that is Apple. & 1 other last thing For heathen most likely will surely come to Warren Park to regain some sort of position in Roger's Park though surely these heathens will break War agreements when having the chance meaning just be cause I told these heathens that there are safe zones, for I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain may be even 4 blocks away from Warren Park though if given the chance would have no issue breaking War agreement for a heathen to attempt to take My Sha's life. So For Us Abrahamic Forces let's look at the warzone of Warren Park outside 5 block radius of Warren Park to be on the safe side as 5 block radius will cover many ways to maneuver safely.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • As well when I passed through a block west of sandc electric company for All the lights were on at midnight when that never is meaning Abrahamic Forces sieze of sandc electric company has been one of many many hidden finds. Meaning that Abrahamic forces are working around the clock to fully secure S&(and)C Electric. As Well due to the war agreement between Us Abrahamic American Forces and heathen forces that the War zone will be within Warren Park boundaries, these heathens may attempt an counter attack in Warren Park so to regain sandc electric company. Which would be a good thing because it could be 300 or more heathens in a attack operation in Warren park that will lead to an quick 300 heathen brains to experiment on.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • As so many, so so so many in the hundreds in a Day , 100s everyday til there is no heathen left. As 100 taken and missing heathens a day for only 1 maybe a week 1 out of 700 or every 2 weeks 1 out of 1400 heathens will have space on a newspaper ad. Meaning no one will miss these evil heathens when they are taken to the American Democratic Union Experimental lab being built in Puerto Rico so not break any Constitutions.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
  • Ya these heathens have cctv , I can see it through the glass on top of the bulb. I'm telling you both that I just moved back into the Roger's Park neighborhood am telling you last year I was walking through Warren Park during the summer and this Park was dead , it felt only predators were creeping only , now I know because these heathens have cctv around Warren Park being able to see a child's every move especially if the child by themselves thinking the Park is safe. Only when last year during the fall when I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain began using the park as an trail to get cigs and stuff the park began becoming alive again. Though Holy Roman Magnus Hussain needs the lights off with the electricity so the cctv shuts off as well because I cannot start my most sinister magic exposing Myself and Abrahamic Forces in Warren Park.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
  • I am MAD for that carpet! I want it!

    LeavingIt BlankLeavingIt Blank8 dögum síðan
  • Freaking Shakespeare come on man

    Maribel SotoMaribel Soto8 dögum síðan
  • Love you Evie! You’re such a joy!!!

    #doyoumindifiplaythrough#doyoumindifiplaythrough8 dögum síðan
  • You're wife is pretty cute Colbert......is she single? lol

    Jason NielsenJason Nielsen8 dögum síðan
  • For It will be My Honor for the Holy Romans to bite the heads off of an heathen God! 1000s Bless me to bite thier heathen God heads off!

    Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • Because if the lights with the power isn't shut then the cctv will expose our Abrahamic Forces and expose Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • Trust i know , because when I used to get off work from sandc electric at 3am I would sit on the bench by the golf store and rick would dim the lights then would make them bright due to he was able to see me sitting on the bench through cctv

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • Because if We Abrahamic Forces cut off the lights the power to the cctv is off as well

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • It is better we Abrahamic Forces shut off all the lights

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • Thats why they are all orange

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
  • And the worst part about it the whole residential households have been stolen in the area, half.million dollar houses raided by these evil heathens

    Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • And I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain have bitten many heads of bats from sandc electric company, and I know when the bats head is bit off for the bats eyes will change few colors before the head bleeds Meaning 1000 bats I Sha will bite off and not have 1 drop of bat blood on my tongue

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • And if I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain gets tired I Sha will remind Myself that these bats are heathen gotts, to Motivate Me!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • It will be My Honor!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain demands! 1000 heathen gods, bats to bite thier heads off for such evil!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
    • So if Conrad celebrated Good Friday it means Conrad was an Catholic

      Sha HussainSha Hussain8 dögum síðan
  • Love the hair! Longer is better!! I miss the 60's.

    J. Kathleen WilliamsJ. Kathleen Williams9 dögum síðan
  • Arhh Its bring your wife to work Day

    I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel sonI scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son9 dögum síðan
  • Is this his Real wife

    I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel sonI scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son9 dögum síðan
  • I love when Evie is on!

    K BK B9 dögum síðan
  • By the way let's check my last.job Napco Ltd you know what I don't even think it was an jew that was really an jew , because at napco they had a hammer that said thor.. maybe it was an heathen acting as a.jew to attempt to disdain

    Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • It was as if the heathen bidder Lincolnwood officer wanted so badly to take me in somewhere, I could see it in his eyes turning red with anger

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • And I know for a fact that Lincolnwood officer that stopped me was an hardcore heathen bidder, for there were no heathens ever in Lincolnwood until now I see

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • Remember Holy Roman and Protestant War Saints Colberts we Abrahamic American Forces are now in a full scale ww3 against these heathens whom are plenty on the battlefields I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain battles in, all precautions must be take to the fullest technological capacity in Chicagoland

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • On McCormick

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • And see that birthday cake im sure from watching heathen videos that , that cake is to roast Abrahamic people

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
  • Evie is just delightful🙂😊🙂😊

    Michelle JohnsonMichelle Johnson9 dögum síðan
  • Congratulations Stephen! You are the first Yank I’ve heard pronounce “scones” correctly (it’s pronounced “sconns,” not “scones”).

    Peter RONAIPeter RONAI9 dögum síðan
  • Evie: "Please buy tickets" She sounds so happy and sincere... I'd totally buy tickets (for everything Evie & Stephen related actually)

    Annalena KubingerAnnalena Kubinger9 dögum síðan
  • Another skit on Mother’s Day. One would almost think the sponsors want the audience to spend more money

    Morpheus MagellusMorpheus Magellus9 dögum síðan
  • Evie's on? Yep, I'm watching.

    Katie WhiteKatie White9 dögum síðan
  • 2:30 - My mom lolololol irl

    Katie WhiteKatie White9 dögum síðan
  • Oh can we please have more Evie segments? 🙏 It doesn't have to be the card first drafts, but just another regular segment so the world can see both of you. ❤️

    Kayla JKayla J9 dögum síðan
  • Holy R0man War Saint Colbert send Word from I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain to send Word to an Buddhists Emperor of China XiPing to send in 1000 Elite Chinese Footsoldiers to Chicago and the FBI Agency will give them thier uniforms at arrival so to quickly cleanse the heathens from Chinatown. Right away.

    Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • Though because I Saved up a little to fund My Hussain's War chest it wasn't too much of a biggie where during September 2020 My Hussain's Abrahamic War chest was empty so an pack of cigarettes was.most regrettable.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • As well I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain lost 2 devices Today on the battlefields both vapes of mine.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • For I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander Hussain have yet to come into the battlefields with my eyes crying blood

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • Meaning We Hebrewic-Jews Holy Romans Protestants War Forces have officially opened ww3 against these evil heathens again.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • And May it be known that this is though this War is completely different as any war due to no one is wearing military uniforms and wearing civilian clothing though this is the 3rd American Abrahamic War against these heathens ww1, ww2, and now ww3 fought in America land this time.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
  • Some should tell my mom that. She is here like Every. Single. Day...😂

    Pinwheel ARTPinwheel ART9 dögum síðan
  • I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain make an retreat , touch point when I Hussain get back to Sha's Command Post

    Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • And the Mormons will have thier own US Federal Agency that is an small US Federal Agency Unit though receiving funds to have the Mormon Majority US Federal Agencies is funded to keep up with the quick advancements.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • And Great work By All of Us Democratic American Union Forces on sandc electric company for the yellow came up quick. Apple and Tesla is left. Same way, apprehend thier heathen security director and the facility falls to the Abrahamic Holy Roman Empire, Protestants, Jews and I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and Peace Commander Muslim Caliphate Hussain. As Well the United States Federal Agencies. It is an Holy Alliance!

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • And then as well trump just recently telling his heathen footsoldiers to stop drinking coke. While everyone does as trump attempts to make an fool by making Us Abrahamic believe trump is drinking coke though certainly he is not , it is an catch so the Abrahamic drink up

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • Put an immediate hold on coke products especially coca cola classic due to when I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain was working at sandc electric company the heathens were having spiked coca cola and then listening in to the heathen broadcast I've remember an joke these heathens made and they these heathens were laughing hilariously and the caller said "like don't drink the coke when everyone is drinking coke" and the heathens begins laughing evil. So I just to cokes though I took i sip and remembered that so I will not drink it as Divine Command is to learn what these heathens were doing to the coke. Enforce right away all Abrahamic stop of drinking coke until cleared by the FBI.

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
    • Statim! Before they these heathens attempt to regroup

      Sha HussainSha Hussain9 dögum síðan
  • Evey for president 2024!!

    Jessica RouttJessica Routt9 dögum síðan
  • it's coat of many colors for me

    prit twistprit twist9 dögum síðan
  • I would substitute Dolly Parton with SALMA HAYEK.

    BILL MURRAYBILL MURRAY9 dögum síðan
  • Stephen just pulls Shakespeare out of nowhere. Completely unprovoked....

    trynamakeittrynamakeit9 dögum síðan
  • Heaven bless Evie

    Alice KleinAlice Klein9 dögum síðan
  • Happy Mother's Day ^__^ Everyday :3

    Thinking CloudThinking Cloud10 dögum síðan
  • I love these sections with Evie in them. The two of them are so incredibly sweet together. Just watching Stephen and Evie interact is so wholesome.

    Eli SterlingEli Sterling10 dögum síðan
  • omg this is just awesome... We need more of Evie

    Daniel PDaniel P10 dögum síðan
  • GENOCIDE in the U.S. Continues: The mass murder of Americans through the experimental COVID injections continues, as the CDC is now reporting that 3,848 people have died and 118,902 adverse reactions have now been logged into their Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS). Many believe there is solid evidence that the CDC is holding back much of the data, and that the number of deaths and injuries reported is much higher

    dougiemm - Natsardougiemm - Natsar10 dögum síðan
  • l0l alcohol every time! Sorry steve think she gave you a hint.

    confusedgamer4lifeconfusedgamer4life10 dögum síðan
  • What's the book on the top of the pile in the corner behind SC chair ! A screen grab is too blurry .... 😶 Help!! Please, it's driving me nuts ....

    DAVID MANSFIELDDAVID MANSFIELD10 dögum síðan
  • And John Oliver in his void.

    Pat's Amazing BlendsPat's Amazing Blends10 dögum síðan
  • Evie and Stephen.... ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️ Talk about relationship goals.

    Pat's Amazing BlendsPat's Amazing Blends10 dögum síðan
  • 1:13 So... When he is overtired, Steven becomes Canadian?

    D BoneD Bone10 dögum síðan
  • Is John Lennon going to be saying Hello on December 8 th?

    Liz ShaneLiz Shane10 dögum síðan
  • Look at his eyes: not blue

    Liz ShaneLiz Shane10 dögum síðan
  • Not Ringo

    Liz ShaneLiz Shane10 dögum síðan
  • I think you got linked. No way that was Ringo

    Liz ShaneLiz Shane10 dögum síðan
  • Their cute

    Hugh O'ReillyHugh O'Reilly10 dögum síðan
  • One of the most blessed couples out there. Am so happy that my favorite comic has such a spouse.

    Awtachew RayaAwtachew Raya10 dögum síðan
  • Evie and Stephen are a great couple!

    Marie MartinMarie Martin10 dögum síðan
  • Please have Evie on at least once a week. The 2 of them together and the obvious love they have for each other warms my heart like nothing else on TV or the internet.

    LincolnWorldLincolnWorld10 dögum síðan
  • I just love Evie!

    E WE W10 dögum síðan
  • I'm disconcerted by the "Antony & Cleo" reference. Stephen, you of all people know how context matters!

    Anna BrennerAnna Brenner10 dögum síðan
  • Your wife is beautiful,your a very handsome couple🇨🇦😁

    J FJ F10 dögum síðan
  • She is America's Sweetheart!

    Cindy PetersonCindy Peterson10 dögum síðan
  • Mrs Colbert.. so lovely....

    Callum GillmanCallum Gillman10 dögum síðan
  • 5:50 its funny to those of us not in America, laughing at you.

    TeeloTeelo10 dögum síðan
  • It's true easy it's always a better show with you there

    Alexis CAlexis C10 dögum síðan
  • What Enneagram is Stephen? It was created by Jesuits so he should be into it

    Sarah SmithSarah Smith10 dögum síðan
  • The look on Stephen’s face when Evie tells him we’re going home together-priceless!!!

    ChristineCAlb1ChristineCAlb110 dögum síðan
  • Goddamm Stephen is so blessed, look at her, she's just so freaking gorgeous

    Ri KharpuriRi Kharpuri10 dögum síðan
  • You two are sickeningly adorable together. It's just so wholesome it's gotta be illegal somehow. You both just glow in each other's presence like giggling fireflies. Every instinct I have says to burn you for witches out of jealousy and suspicion, but you're just so damn fun together, I can't order the Inquisition.

    Scion of DornScion of Dorn11 dögum síðan
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