Quarantinewhile... "Citizen Kane" Isn't Perfect, But "In & Of Itself" Is

28 apr 2021
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Quarantinewhile... Stephen and Evie Colbert don't like to brag, but there's a lot for the executive producers of "In & Of Itself" to be proud of, including the film's perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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  • Evie McGee? Sounds like a song. Ever sing "Evie" in place of Janis Joplin's Me and Bobby McGee?

    Jay PerrinJay Perrin4 klukkustundum síðan
  • Quarantinewhile, one reason there's a chicken shortage. Disappointing roosters, even roosters are losing interest in having sex because of covid. www.eastidahonews.com/2021/05/one-reason-theres-a-chicken-shortage-disappointing-roosters/

    Nikul VyasNikul VyasDegi Síðan síðan
  • That speak easy sounds fun!

    Doña RatonaDoña Ratona5 dögum síðan
  • Sadly it is meat at taco bell but it's boiled

    Kelly MitchellKelly Mitchell5 dögum síðan
  • Burning Man is a white privilege Joke.

    G.T. G.T.G.T. G.T.8 dögum síðan
  • But no mention of this new woman with beard emoji: 🧔‍♀️….🤔

    Cpt.FlatspotCpt.Flatspot8 dögum síðan
  • But sometimes, just sometimes

    theInvisiblecarrottheInvisiblecarrot9 dögum síðan
  • It's obvious that the lead in to these segments involves a lot of writer effort. I can objectively appreciate that effort, but the extensively drawn out absurd metaphors for "coming up with things to talk about" are really not enjoyable to me. They aren't offensive, but I get no enjoyment from them. Maybe cut them back.

    Greg RothGreg Roth9 dögum síðan
  • i actually prefer quarantinewhile without jon batiste. his segments can be added to the monologue instead

    mayoite160mayoite16010 dögum síðan
  • Losing millions wo Trump in office, and also the most hated talk show host in history! Not funny whatsoever

    kennethknaszakkennethknaszak10 dögum síðan
  • I honestly wasn't expecting my dislike of Citizen Kane to be /that/ unpopular of an opinion.

    Elisabeth TenBrink KelleyElisabeth TenBrink Kelley11 dögum síðan
  • Burning Man normal is vastly preferred over Trump "normal" if that word even applies.

    Lord of ElectronsLord of Electrons11 dögum síðan
  • i would LOVE to work on this show, so much awesome

    Adam CalaitzisAdam Calaitzis12 dögum síðan
  • Who was the bad review by Randolph Hearst?

    Enckidoo FallingEnckidoo Falling12 dögum síðan
  • I gotta be honest, I don't think anyone's gonna wanna drink if you get the Pfizer vaccine, you're already shitting your pants ...

    Sasha CarrollSasha Carroll12 dögum síðan
  • 3:06 It's more common and far older than you realize. ispast.info/losk/v-deo/dXp6emPXuqrShXE.html

    SixColorsSixColors12 dögum síðan
  • You made me laugh so 👍🏽

    Narlyskillz Dos AdarNarlyskillz Dos Adar12 dögum síðan
  • That guy in the studio has the best laugh, we know you're talking straight to him, SC!

    Steve GSteve G12 dögum síðan
  • The day I will fully understand these intro, I guess I can apply for US citizenship! 😆

    Eleonora GioiaEleonora Gioia12 dögum síðan
  • Rotten tomatoes is very rotten how dare they try to cancel Citizen Kane

    Ja M0Ja M013 dögum síðan
  • Burning man ended a long time ago, it's just rich kids and creeps being as self centered as possible

    KyrieKyrie13 dögum síðan
  • After all this monkey-type testing, I suddenly feel the need for a Rhesus Peanut Butter Cup.

    Katherine TurneyKatherine Turney13 dögum síðan
  • 3:05 - Huh, that doesn't make any sense at all. Alcohol kills viruses. Why would anyone give a shit what effect it has on some RNA crap that's injected?

    Heidi MelcarekHeidi Melcarek13 dögum síðan
  • ok under which Law and/or Standard Taco Bell has ever been considered "meat"?! "Food" was already stretching it

    ArtistaFrustrado - KFP Night ShiftArtistaFrustrado - KFP Night Shift13 dögum síðan
  • No, I'm not excited for new emoji. There's already too many two of the three they are adding already exist: 😵 (but not on iOS) & 😩💨 Haven't you done enough damage Apple? In Japan 👷‍♂️ meant "Under Construction, we apologize for the mess," (which is why it used to be bowing and ungendered), but you saw it and said, "Hey, there's already construction worker and cop, let's add a bunch more useless jobs so it takes longer for people to find useful emoji!" 🙏 means "sorry" or "pleeeeeease" not "I'm praying for you." And 💩 means "good luck" or "I'm cheering you on"... but also poop.

    RubelliteFaeRubelliteFae13 dögum síðan
  • 2:09 - There's a reason why TACO spelled backwards says Oh CAT

    Avon PendragonAvon Pendragon13 dögum síðan
  • Deep State illuminati Cabal Reptilian Stephen show you know the deep state puppet guy.

    Panda BearPanda Bear13 dögum síðan
  • Even the writers have bad days sometimes.

    Chris BredesenChris Bredesen13 dögum síðan
  • I adore 💗 Stephen Colbert & his brilliant monologues. But: I’m so disgusted by these moronic you tube ad inserts I can’t stand being on anymore. 🚫

    Kaaren AllynKaaren Allyn13 dögum síðan
  • ramshackle racoon speakeasy xDD

    Roman00Roman0013 dögum síðan
  • Um... "Citizen Cane" has ALWAYS been boring and unenjoyable (similar in crowd-appeal to "Grapes of Wrath", that is, NO ONE ACTUALLY ENJOYS IT ANYMORE)... Spoiler alert: "ROSEBUD IS THE SLED", and the protagonist is so disgusting and disagreeable that you're glad he dies in the end... (I'd rather watch "Dead Poets Society", and I HATE that movie too!)

    Giuseppe LoGiuratoGiuseppe LoGiurato13 dögum síðan
  • "Get a wiff of that." I cringed so hard.

    Lady Kennie FrogLady Kennie Frog13 dögum síðan
  • Does anyone else skip past the super-long intro on these quarantinewhile bits? Make with the jokes, funnyman!

    Peter StathisPeter Stathis13 dögum síðan
  • I'm obsessed with Colbert's intelligence and humor.

    DancingCloud LewDancingCloud Lew13 dögum síðan
  • Citizen Kane devie, what are you a hundred?😇

    phantom 7 cross rosephantom 7 cross rose13 dögum síðan
  • c ancelled should have 2 lls, not one. I really dislike Microsoft "spellcheck". It erases so much unique culture. Stilll (I'll add the "extra l" here), Stephen is always fabulous!!

    Douglas DuntonDouglas Dunton13 dögum síðan
  • So the Hearsts bought out Rotten Tomatoes?

    Richard ThompsonRichard Thompson13 dögum síðan
  • Slim Jims expire? Oh oh.

    badbiker666badbiker66613 dögum síðan
  • I see some people accidentally hit the dislike button. That's okay. Just a happy little accident.

    Mr.Tinfoilman LIVEMr.Tinfoilman LIVE13 dögum síðan
  • For accurate tarot prediction on success and love that truly resonates, join us at ispast.info

    Angel DivineAngel Divine13 dögum síðan
  • He missed the joke opportunity that Apple released the update on 4/20

    Ethan KindleEthan Kindle13 dögum síðan
  • . "Slipped" on Rotten Tomatoes? . Huh.

    Howland OwlleHowland Owlle13 dögum síðan
  • The best movie I ever saw was with Vincent Price and ?? Arghh forgot his name right at the moment. They did Edgar Allen Poes epic, dueling wizards, so Awesome!!!! Black and White and so damn Cool!!!!!

    Sally SkellingtonSally Skellington13 dögum síðan
  • Still LMAO at Quaratinewhiles....thanks for helping us get through a global pandemic with laughter...your medicine is right up there with the vaccine!

    Michele GodlevskiMichele Godlevski13 dögum síðan
  • WORST show ever. Cancell this crap

    Rick BroskyRick Brosky13 dögum síðan
  • Burning man actually has some pretty amazing healthcare services. Lots of medical personnel volunteer their time.

    coreyinprogresscoreyinprogress13 dögum síðan
  • Joe understanding like Stephens is that Joe wants to build trains as fast as planes. Great plan...I know Joe realized we are still traveling across country in a covered wagon.

    james eatonjames eaton13 dögum síðan
  • Shouldn’t it be 200 enter......... 100 go in?

    Elmer FuddElmer Fudd13 dögum síðan
  • I hope his convoluted metaphor writer gets paid alot

    Sarswati SinghSarswati Singh13 dögum síðan
  • In and of Itself is pretty stupid and cheesy BTW

    Jay TafferJay Taffer13 dögum síðan
  • 11 million viewers watch Joe.. barely a bad sitcom viewershiper numbers... where were all the voter's... sorry Stephen had 300 viewers

    james eatonjames eaton13 dögum síðan
  • What's funny is that if you read the negative review on Kane, the reviewer basically gave it a bad score cause it wasn't "simple enough". Ok.

    Hopeful HyenaHopeful Hyena13 dögum síðan
  • “Testing their own meat alternative”? Is that what we’re calling it these days?

    EastSiderEastSider13 dögum síðan
  • Alright. It's abundantly obvious there are Burners on Colbert's writing staff.

    GildaLee27GildaLee2713 dögum síðan
  • It's sad Burning Man is cancelled. I mean, think of all the trust fund babies and art students we could have removed from the gene pool if it had been held! 😈

    Dean DuPontDean DuPont13 dögum síðan
  • I drink heavily. Dammit I'm screwed

    jesusramos1900jesusramos190013 dögum síðan
  • Mystery speech! But definitely from nether regions.

    Victor AkanduVictor Akandu13 dögum síðan
  • Okay, Burning Man isn't canceled because of the Environment? I mean, I love a great party as much as the next guyl, but do we really need to be trucking our own water, fire-wood, and an effigy out to a dry lakebed right now?

    PsiberzerkerPsiberzerker13 dögum síðan
  • I thought that Taco Bell used raccoons?

    Ryan "Ducky" GeorgieffRyan "Ducky" Georgieff13 dögum síðan
  • I already eat only cheese tacos. My family laughs at me (I'm Hispanic you know). What do you people want from meeee? What, they're here for me. Why are they all wearing white coats? Are they doctors? Oh good 'cause I have a pain in the​...Wait the arms on this jacket are too long.

    Sheila LopezSheila Lopez13 dögum síðan
  • Where’s burning women festival??? Why are men denied watching a women burn??? Sun af erm bitch.

    Mohammed AliMohammed Ali13 dögum síðan
  • I had an opening. Maybe not that good but you can have it Stephen. Here goes: "Folks, right over there I bring you the perfectly selected, filled out & printed multi-billion dollar lottery ticket that is my monologue but sometimes. Just sometimes. I like to creep around the local gas station parking lot on the rough side of town in smelly, torn drifter clothes so i can sift through waste cans overstuffed with old energy drink cans, discarded diabetic needles, used baby diapers, hygene product & dirty squeegee water paper towels looking for discarded tickets stuck to the goo at the bottom. Maybe check the sticky bathroom stall floor that has bits of toilet paper that has colors of human fluid that make me question what humanity is made of; or dumpster dive out back & fight a few stray cats in order to gather up whatever has been hastily left behind so i can sit down on an old milk crate, check every grungy balled up crumple looking for the half scratched winning one dollar lottery ticket that is my segment... Quarantinewhile!" 😀

    Charles BronsonCharles Bronson13 dögum síðan
  • Anyone find themselves tuning out of the intro more and more? Don't get me wrong, stil love it, I just tune out more and more

    Anna Robin Hogendoorn StreefAnna Robin Hogendoorn Streef13 dögum síðan
  • Ha ha that's a pretty good intro. I got in trouble for doing the same.

    Eva PEva P13 dögum síðan
  • ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

    AaronAaron13 dögum síðan
  • Just a thorough 200 went in 100 went into .

    D SCD SC13 dögum síðan
  • TACO BELL "MEAT SLAM!!!" C'MON Colbert I was waiting for that soundbite. 😂😂😂

    Charles BronsonCharles Bronson13 dögum síðan
  • i just love this format with everyone giggling behind the camera

    brachypelmasmithbrachypelmasmith13 dögum síðan
  • 4:17 Wait, did he just tell me to kiss his sled?

    godless yuri fangodless yuri fan13 dögum síðan
  • Goop Paltrow would totally say that vagina thing lol

    Charles HermetixCharles Hermetix13 dögum síðan
  • Who writes those intro's? Write a crime drama or something good.

    J-ManJ-Man13 dögum síðan
  • How could you read all those words without even breathing...each day I wait for quarantinewhile and I bet to myself..."...This is the day he'll suffocate..." and I always loose

    Orlando HenriquezOrlando Henriquez13 dögum síðan
    • Don't wish that on our national treasure

      DevonDevon13 dögum síðan
  • 1:19 Orgy Dome: 200 people enter 220 people leave.

    inkooh8inkooh813 dögum síðan
  • Spoiler alert!

    Ross ParletteRoss Parlette13 dögum síðan
  • I love Colbert but that movie is 100% BULLSH*T.

    Chris ChurchillChris Churchill13 dögum síðan
  • An orgy dome? Damn.

    valarvalar13 dögum síðan
  • So Rosebud was his... butt? I had it wrong all this time!

    Dan PDan P13 dögum síðan
  • I'm always saying Stephen's monologue is a bespoke Frank Lloyd Wright luxury birdhouse. Nobody seems to understand what I'm talking about, but now I finally know... Stephen gets it.

    argonsfolleyargonsfolley13 dögum síðan
  • Can we give Jon his own segment? I only put this on because Jon is usually in these segments.

    David BallardDavid Ballard14 dögum síðan
  • Lol holy shit, Stephen was hitting nothing but net on this live show!

    itstherevolutionitstherevolution14 dögum síðan
  • Great so Taco Bell is doing a meat alternative involving chickpeas... so now people are going fart after eating their 'food'.... wait a minute...

    Mike BMike B14 dögum síðan
  • "In and Of Itself" was incredible. Highly recommend!

    D.D.14 dögum síðan
  • Damn. This was to be my first Burning Man. 🤨😢

    That_Pixie_WitchThat_Pixie_Witch14 dögum síðan
  • In a few years, this show will no longer be on here due to the cry baby cancel culture.

    Col William NOYDBCol William NOYDB14 dögum síðan
  • I flew into Reno airport to drive into Oregon to see my parents. All these Losers were on the plane, and when we landed everywhere. My wife instantly noticed them as dirt hippies. The reak of Patchouli was everywhere. Maybe when it first started out it might have been cool. But every loser ISpastr and instagram and others have made it so commercialized that it's most likely a joke.

    Col William NOYDBCol William NOYDB14 dögum síðan
  • I would eat that Taco.

    Cancun771Cancun77114 dögum síðan
  • What part of Burning Man was normal? So heavy drinkers don't respond well to the VAX? That's okay- they're so afraid of having little pr1cks they won't get the VAX anyway.

    Lori YostLori Yost14 dögum síðan
  • ..AND?? THAT WAS ME! It's perfectly normal and Burning Man was better last year. XXX All the Burners of the world )*(

    alrighty rualrighty ru14 dögum síðan
  • This episode is particularly brilliant

    Sally BowlesSally Bowles14 dögum síðan
  • Stephen said calliope

    Chris BarnettChris Barnett14 dögum síðan
  • I think I’ll take him down a notch with the help of Reddit

    Mark GMark G14 dögum síðan
  • Sorry but I kinda like Taco Bell, High AF in a bell is a great gourmet experience

    Ellis JonesEllis Jones14 dögum síðan
    • On the same topic, Wouldn't have been nice if it turned out the vaccine for Covid19 was weed?

      Ellis JonesEllis Jones14 dögum síðan
  • Yes, Taco Bell has a combination test kitchen/ restroom for the convenience of the testers.

    Lili Von ShtupLili Von Shtup14 dögum síðan
    • You can tell, by the smell, that they ate at Taco Bell 🤣

      Queer CrippleQueer Cripple14 dögum síðan
  • idk how but yesterday i completely preempted stephen doing today's monologue about woodworking.

    Angelo FajardoAngelo Fajardo14 dögum síðan
  • Google "rosebud"

    DSAK55DSAK5514 dögum síðan
  • You don't have a rosebud, Stephen.

    John BurnsideJohn Burnside14 dögum síðan
  • Excuse me... Citizen Kane is a movie based on the life of the F-wit originally responsible for making cannabis illegal in this country, in the first place: William Randolph Hearst. This creature is responsible for an ocean of suffering in this country, as a direct result of his early 20th-century public propaganda campaign against cannabis. Should we therefore discard one of Orson Welles' greatest works? In a word -- yes. No matter how you dress him up, Hearst was still a jerk oligarch. Any movie enshrining his life isn't worth anyone's time, except perhaps as a case-study.

    TheMercilessEyeTheMercilessEye14 dögum síðan
  • There's medical tents all over burning man's, black rock city (BRC) And if it's the person in serious need emergency medical attention besides what can be provided there, there's an international airport at BRC so they can be airlifted out just as easily. Feathers are banned, occasionally they still make it in but they are heavily frowned upon. Real burners will be very unhappy if someone's wearing feathers and tell them why, because they fall off and shed too easily creating moop (stuff that falls off of people), and it's a leave no Trace event, you take out what you bring in + if you can, if you make any Trash you take it with you. Yes there is an orgy dome but you don't have to participate in it there's stuff for every kind of person there that you can possibly think of (and stuff that will have you asking, is this real life) but you only have to participate in what you want to participate in. There's also an outdoor roller disco, there is the French Quarter, the Thunderdome , there is a kid Village - a place for families to be we're only family-friendly events are held. You might find a phone booth where you can go in it and talk to God, I did. He had great words of wisdom for me. There's so many different things it's bananas. There's an arcade, there are tons of bars and clubs, drugs are actually not really permitted, that's not to say they don't make it in there. There are police walking around patrolling the whole thing, I've even seen SWAT guys there. There's literally any and everything there and all kinds of people from all walks of life from all over the world.

    Sindollx666xSindollx666x14 dögum síðan
  • Yeah, because the first and most pandemic-safe thing we need is an orgy... Get a life, "Burning Man" nutters.

    CloudsGirl7CloudsGirl714 dögum síðan
  • Love Citizen Kane.

    AugmuseAugmuse14 dögum síðan
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