Ted Cruz pranked in his sleep by Kindly Granny

29 apr 2021
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When Ted Cruz got sleepy during President Biden's joint address to Congress, a kindly grandma helped him get some shut eye.
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  • I probably would’ve fallen asleep if I had to sit through the whole thing

    Greg GrozdanisGreg Grozdanis4 dögum síðan
  • Who wouldn't fall asleep listening to this boring old geezer that can't even say a full sentence properly I mean...very easy to do that...

    T85T855 dögum síðan
  • That’s how lame and boring out president is. So incompetent and embarrassing for this country.

    ZR1TerrorZR1Terror7 dögum síðan
  • Sleepy Cruz 😂

    cr1m1nalspeedcr1m1nalspeed7 dögum síðan
  • Pretend sleeping is what republicans are capable of which is very sad

    Nathan DrakeNathan Drake8 dögum síðan
    • Nobody pretended geek...demented Joe Joe would put a hyper child to sleep...

      T85T855 dögum síðan
  • Douchebag award

    skywalkierskywalkier9 dögum síðan
  • Stephen Colbert is cringe and so are all you leftist sheep, God bless you all!

    bigbuddhistbigbuddhist9 dögum síðan
  • Wow. Funny.. We should be defunding talk show's instead of cops.

    Big CheeseBig Cheese10 dögum síðan
  • stay off the cocaine teddy

    j jj j10 dögum síðan
  • That SUCKS he is sleeping he's supposed to represent his Constituents Republicians Democratics and Independents we have got to vote this guy OUT NOW immediately he doesn't care about us he's got to go NOW 🤬🛑🤬😡

    Lady You GoLady You Go11 dögum síðan
    • Bro, screw EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS who did not FORCE themselves to be at the State of Union. Pandemic BE DAMNED. They need to get their ASSES in Congress now!! Utter disgrace that the Democrats blocked nearly ALL of Congress from showing up, and awful the Republicans allowed this. Consequences WILL be forth coming.

      Andrew PattersonAndrew Patterson4 dögum síðan
    • I'm sorry we texans love Sen. Cruz

      Micah HendricksMicah Hendricks10 dögum síðan
  • Rafael Cruz had to change his name to appeal to MAGAts. Let that sink in

    Centurion KCenturion K11 dögum síðan
  • Cancun Cruz had a big lunch !

    sosmrasosmra11 dögum síðan
  • Maybe he was sleeping cause he didn't give a shit about what that sorry excuse of a presedent had to say.

    Dillon SudduthDillon Sudduth12 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cru😴

    Practice What You PreachPractice What You Preach12 dögum síðan
  • I fell asleep too listening to that same babbling demented nitwit

    Chris SheehanChris Sheehan12 dögum síðan
    • Same

      Micah HendricksMicah Hendricks10 dögum síðan
  • 🤣

    Agnes Galvez,MS, RDN, LDNAgnes Galvez,MS, RDN, LDN12 dögum síðan
  • NPC ha ha ha

    Big Pigeon gamingBig Pigeon gaming12 dögum síðan
  • Hell, Joe Biden made me fall asleep as well!!

    Egerton RidoutEgerton Ridout13 dögum síðan
  • Blurring out "hole" is like blurring out "face" in "f**kface"

    Nanyu BusnisNanyu Busnis13 dögum síðan
  • Sleeping Lying Ted

    CodemasterCodemaster13 dögum síðan
  • Goodnight Teddy.

    AugmuseAugmuse13 dögum síðan
  • How do you not take a nap during that speech

    Robert WieczorekRobert Wieczorek13 dögum síðan
  • Tim Scott: "America is not a racist country." Democrats: "Oh, yes it is, UNCLE TIM!" All you need to know...

    Moe ZuraMoe Zura13 dögum síðan
    • Amen!

      Andrew PattersonAndrew Patterson4 dögum síðan
  • What a Speech? Slept right threw it? Nightmares The Socialist Democratics Party spending OUR COUNTRY'S MONEY 💲💰, Oh we don't have ! Oh TAX THE PEOPLE!

    Theresea JonesTheresea Jones13 dögum síðan
  • Trump use to fall asleep while giving his on speech sleepy Donald 😪

    Henry DawkinsHenry Dawkins13 dögum síðan
  • The comments make fun, but seriously, this is a congressional representative falling asleep during his job! Let that sink in for a moment. You the people pay for this representation! Sorry, that I find that shameful!

    Dawn LyellDawn Lyell13 dögum síðan
    • Buddy, your priorities are F*CKED up. What about the EMPTY SEATS????? The fact that MOST of Congress was blocked from attending this SOTU is a D I S G R A C E. I am HAPPY Ted Cruz tell asleep, at the very least it shows that people aren't f*cking thrilled about this inept Admin... Pandemic be DAMNED. Every Republican/Democrat should have armed up and demanded to be let in the building. This nonsense cannot continue.

      Andrew PattersonAndrew Patterson4 dögum síðan
    • RBG fell asleep on the supreme court. She was 86 years old 😂 isn't it time we have term limits?

      Chris SheehanChris Sheehan12 dögum síðan
  • Sleeping at work gets anyone else fired? Why do the people that say they are working for us, get caught sleeping at work? That isn’t working for us or even knowing what’s going on? This is ridiculous!!!! 175k a year and is sleeping at work on camera. Why is he not fired?

    Ryan MaggsRyan Maggs13 dögum síðan
    • Because his constituents decide his fate, not some snobby liberal on the internet. Evidently they are happy with Ted Cruz falling asleep, at the very least it shows that people aren't thrilled with this disappointing administration

      Andrew PattersonAndrew Patterson4 dögum síðan
    • What about Sleepy Joe?

      Hải Tuấn NguyễnHải Tuấn Nguyễn10 dögum síðan
  • He’s sleeping to Kokomo playing in his head, with an added, “Cancun” to it...

    Napoléon I BonaparteNapoléon I Bonaparte13 dögum síðan
    • At least he didn't go to his buddy Jeffs island! I'm not a fan of either.

      Dick HammerDick Hammer12 dögum síðan
  • He was dreaming sunny beaches in Cancun!!!

    Serg VargasSerg Vargas13 dögum síðan
  • 10 cures doctors won't share for insomnia

    KurdatiKurdati13 dögum síðan
  • Writing a-hole on Cruz's head is a little redundant, given how obvious it is.

    Chris AlbertChris Albert13 dögum síðan
  • El Grande Tool

    Brian McManusBrian McManus13 dögum síðan
  • Cruz: "My daughters told me to fall asleep".

    MVVproMVVpro13 dögum síðan
  • Cruz earining his paycheck doing what the GOP does best, nothing productive.

    Dave BartoshDave Bartosh13 dögum síðan
  • Where is Fox news coverage of sleepy Ted?

    TedgerTedger13 dögum síðan
  • Joe put the world asleep

    Leon BachmanLeon Bachman13 dögum síðan
  • Ted did what the 11M people did at home while watching---dozed off. That speech was a dumpster fire of bore...c'mon man.

    Tam TamTam Tam13 dögum síðan
  • Sleepy sleepy ted

    Ryan BrownRyan Brown13 dögum síðan
  • What a literal manbaby Ted is.

    OboroOboro13 dögum síðan
  • Ted Douche

    Clockwise CatClockwise Cat13 dögum síðan
  • Biden sounds like the crazy old Grandpa those goes on and on talking about nothing and you always try to slowly walk away…….

    iBenNguyeningiBenNguyening13 dögum síðan
  • I would have used jigglypuff but Nintendo might suee

    the greatthe great13 dögum síðan
  • What was the purpose of this?

    Pac manPac man13 dögum síðan
  • Oh geesh that shit was so boring 😴🙄😒 as hell , no wonder he is the "SLEEPY GRANDPA JOE!" 🤭🤭🤭🤭😅

    FleshandBlood2024FleshandBlood202413 dögum síðan
  • All that guy offers is political theater, get rid of him Texas.

    M. PhoenixM. Phoenix13 dögum síðan
    • No thank you we like him

      Micah HendricksMicah Hendricks10 dögum síðan
  • #tedsnoozerloser

    Joshua FlaudJoshua Flaud13 dögum síðan
  • Permanent marker I hope.

    jbt PAjbt PA13 dögum síðan
  • fuck i'd fall asleep too. In fact, I play biden's speech when i want to go to sleep

    kk Pkk P13 dögum síðan
    • I’d play Trump’s speech when I a want to get orange

      Trump is a big fat loserTrump is a big fat loser13 dögum síðan
  • Why is everybody quick to dislike Ted. That was the most punk rock thing I’ve seen from any Senator. Ted is cool 😎 That speech was boring and radical just like he called it. Most popular President my ass!

    Guapardo Guapardez lllGuapardo Guapardez lll13 dögum síðan
  • 0:10 seconds Dedicated to Deputy Chef Thomas Quinlin Pending ROI from Columbus Police Recruiting

    Robert LustRobert Lust13 dögum síðan
  • Hes dreaming of tucker and hannity tag teaming his wife

    Chuck HowardChuck Howard13 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz needs to change his brand of dope.

    Bats ManBats Man13 dögum síðan
  • Who wouldn't get sleepy when Sleepy Joe is talking? Biden should shill for Sominex.

    John BrowneJohn Browne13 dögum síðan
  • 😅😅😅

    Cosmo GenesisCosmo Genesis13 dögum síðan
  • we should all appreciate how much nicer person Ted is when he is asleep

    Jindrich ZapletalJindrich Zapletal13 dögum síðan
    • Jindrich Zapletal: And when there is a mask covering his face. And when his mouth is shut. And.... :-)

      James HarrisJames Harris13 dögum síðan
    • No just as shitty. It radiates from him like Chernobyl just happened

      Danielle DiazDanielle Diaz13 dögum síðan
  • Writing that on his forehead is like working for the Department of Redundancy Department.

    humdrumhumdrum13 dögum síðan
  • Ted's tired from kissing trumps azz

    00200213 dögum síðan
  • Can't say as i would blame him. Biden probably just got up from his nap and won't be able to complete sentences anyway.

    leon beeverleon beever13 dögum síðan
  • Folks, there are a few suspicious accounts, like The Magic Man, who only joined 6 days ago, with no subscribers, so please be careful. The bots and trolls are really trying to earn their Ruskie money OR it’s Eric trying to earn his daddy’s approval...can’t say love cause we all know the former guy’s love goes to only one - Ivanka!

    Melvis1Melvis113 dögum síðan
  • When you listen to Ted Cruz talk

    Joshy NailzJoshy Nailz13 dögum síðan
  • Ironic, he's dosing off when Biden is talking about emergency relief... Such as Texas is recovering from... Texans might want to find out why there getting screwed on there power grid...?

    movaughn20movaughn2013 dögum síðan
  • That's the same thing "Mr Sandman" does when he's supposed to be working for the people of Texas...

    moses knowsmoses knows13 dögum síðan
  • What a world we live in that you can write "Ass" but if you put "Hole" next to it, it has to be censored. How did I know it was "Hole"? It's Ted Cruz, he always has "ass****" written all over his face.

    TskmasterTskmaster13 dögum síðan
  • View figures published. Looks like millions didn't want to be bored to sleep.

    David HemsleyDavid Hemsley13 dögum síðan
  • godam pill head

    sewerslide 1312mgsewerslide 1312mg13 dögum síðan
  • Honestly...... it was so lame I fell asleep to

    Jaime TorresJaime Torres13 dögum síðan
  • Too bad we don't have a president worth listening to.

    Gene BurkeyGene Burkey13 dögum síðan
  • Even more proof Cruz isn't interested in doing his job even when it's as simple as listening to a speech. Time to send him on a permanent vacation.

    garrick minggarrick ming13 dögum síðan
  • Bedtime for bozo

    JDC 5049JDC 504913 dögum síðan
  • Ass ass in nate what a weird sentence

    bernard isaacbernard isaac13 dögum síðan
  • They didn't fall asleep, they conspired before they went in to act like pathetic children. This is what Trump brought to America, an era of idiocy. 100 republicans got to go, they picked the worst on purpose. They are an embarrassments. They offer nothing, except faux outrage. No policies, absolutely nothing. They'd be gutted if Mexicans stopped trying to cross the border because all they'd be left with is to rage about what private companies like those that own Mr Potato head, or Dr Seuss decide to call themselves, or books they decide print or not print. They are now just a party of QNuts and Twitter trolls.

    Laura WalkerLaura Walker13 dögum síðan
  • Poor Ted. Being a traitor is tiresome.

    Michael MarceauMichael Marceau13 dögum síðan
  • I think Ted Cruz has dementia!

    Meyike SMeyike S13 dögum síðan
  • Dreaming of the good times with carlie

    warren rubinwarren rubin13 dögum síðan
  • That’s when Ted is most productive. Don’t wake him up. Let him stay on the Cruz Snooze.

    james krawetzjames krawetz13 dögum síðan
  • as-wipe is a better description

    Mark NelsonMark Nelson13 dögum síðan
  • No worse than what his daughters must write on his face every morning, I'm sure.

    New MessageNew Message13 dögum síðan
    • Sure.

      JPJP13 dögum síðan
  • 😂😂😂

    OrthodaddayOrthodadday13 dögum síðan
  • Ted Snooze 🤣🤣🤣

    Jennifer FuentesJennifer Fuentes13 dögum síðan
  • Don't give the prison tattoo artists ideas.

    ProntoPronto13 dögum síðan
  • Zodiac killer

    Kenneth TKenneth T13 dögum síðan
  • That Grandma sounded like Madea and it is something she'ld do. Fun stuff, Tuning Out the News.

    Margaret PeabodyMargaret Peabody13 dögum síðan
  • Ted "Cancun" Snooze. Rafael needed his nap.

    CrimsonBlasphemyCrimsonBlasphemy13 dögum síðan
    • They didn't fall asleep, they conspired before they went in to act like pathetic children. This is what Trump brought to America, an era of pathetic idiocy. 100 republicans got to go, they picked the worst on purpose. They are an embarrassments. They offer nothing, except faux outrage. No policies, absolutely nothing. They'd be gutted if Mexicans stopped trying to cross the border because all they'd be left with is to rage about what private companies like those that own Mr Potato head, or Dr Seuss decide to call themselves, or books they decide print or not print. They are now just a party of QNuts and Twitter trolls.

      Laura WalkerLaura Walker13 dögum síðan
  • For a few fleeting moments 'Cancun Snooze' had snuck back across the border to the promised land, sunbaking with a pina colada in his hand... with no damn mask...Zzzzzzzzz

    sockpuppetbitmesockpuppetbitme13 dögum síðan
  • I wouldn’t of used dry erase.

    Brandon Young-KemkesBrandon Young-Kemkes13 dögum síðan
  • Between sniffy and devie ( couple of examples of soporifics) it's a wonder the whole country not asleep 😴💤😇

    phantom 7 cross rosephantom 7 cross rose13 dögum síðan
  • Come on Sen. Cruz as an Independent I’m telling you that was so disrespectful from the tweet you sent to falling asleep. Get it together man you have kids why you teaching them this shameful behavior?

    Tea NelsonTea Nelson13 dögum síðan
  • *Attention* - There appears to be an influx of new Troll accounts bombarding the comment sections of shows like this one, Seth Myers, the Jimmy’s, etc. So if u r getting trolled, check their channel to see when they joined ISpast and if was less than a month ago then they are likely agents of Russia or China. They’re only here to cause chaos, spread misinformation and divide US citizens. Just ignore them.

    TJ JamesTJ James13 dögum síðan
  • That's not his fault, haven't gluten free dinner and listen to the hypnotic speech from the totally and definitely sleepy Joe and his 2 once upon a time women ... I will snore

    Laith dLaith d13 dögum síðan
  • Man I fell asleep too......Thank GOD I wasn't the only one. ..

    Todd F PackerTodd F Packer13 dögum síðan
    • @Laura Walker Make sure you take the Vaccine. ... Remember Donald Trump said so #46

      Todd F PackerTodd F Packer13 dögum síðan
    • I've also slept a lot better since the orange nutcase was booted out of the white house. Finally Americans can sleep easy knowing there's a competent president.

      Laura WalkerLaura Walker13 dögum síðan
  • I cannot stand Cancun Cruz but you're still getting a thumbs down cuz I'm sick and tired of these miniscule tidbits thrown on ISpast just to get views.

    Doug OhaverDoug Ohaver13 dögum síðan
  • I love Joe... but he would probably put me to sleep too

    Mike GMike G13 dögum síðan
    • Well I appreciate your honesty...not like the rest of them leftists geeks...

      T85T855 dögum síðan
    • Wow someone with some common sense. I disagree with you, but even if it were some republican in there, if it were over 15 minutes I'd be out 😂

      JPJP13 dögum síðan
  • All that effort of fighting the "radical left" has made Ted a little sleepy...

    Fortitudine VincimusFortitudine Vincimus13 dögum síðan
    • @Fortitudine Vincimus Wow, you do know that conservative beliefs are more in line with Jesus', right? Abortion, transgenderism, homosexuality? Jesus wasn't any of those, and if you are implying that Jesus is comparable with Biden, then you seriously have misinterpreted the faith.

      JPJP13 dögum síðan
    • @JP Yeah... caring about the well being of others is so "radical". If Jesus came back today all you morons would label him a "radical left communist Marxist"... and crucify him all over again.

      Fortitudine VincimusFortitudine Vincimus13 dögum síðan
    • No need for the quotes, they are quite literally radical.

      JPJP13 dögum síðan
  • Snuuzz Cruz 🤡

    TheMovingForest .303TheMovingForest .30313 dögum síðan
  • I would’ve fallen asleep too, what a bore that speech was.

    SigmaSigma13 dögum síðan
  • Such a disgrace to us decent Texans and America as a whole.

    ChrisChris13 dögum síðan
    • Speak for yourself, most Texans are conservatives, and the decent ones...

      JPJP13 dögum síðan
  • He's such an idiot. At least while he's sleeping no stupidity comes out of his mouth. Great illustration!🤐🥱

    Maria AzevedoMaria Azevedo13 dögum síðan
  • Hes fake.

    NightOwL News&Videos.NightOwL News&Videos.13 dögum síðan
  • Teddy only woke up when Republicans says something

    MD4564MD456413 dögum síðan
  • Ted Snooze

    Andrew AldermanAndrew Alderman13 dögum síðan