Veuve Canard D'Epernay Is Your Go-To Pandemic Champagne

30 apr 2021
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The champagne that's perfect any time... like right now! #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
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  • 0:36 😲📚

    Mr. ObserverMr. Observer10 dögum síðan
  • "vouve" lol

    Luxsword29Luxsword2911 dögum síðan
  • More like this, please!

    fatmnfatmn11 dögum síðan
  • Widow Duck. Makes me thirsty just thinking about it.

    D BoneD Bone12 dögum síðan
  • What a load of usa bs

    Samson DelilahSamson Delilah12 dögum síðan
  • “Why not celebrate the little things with champagne?” They’re not wrong about that.

    EastSiderEastSider12 dögum síðan
  • Isn’t the thug on the street one of Conan’s staff or writer? I think I’ve seen him in one of the skits.

    Joey LevensonJoey Levenson12 dögum síðan
    • He was. Brian Stack joined "The Late Show" in 2015, and he's done a lot of skits for Colbert. My favorite recurring one is the two funny lawyers -- I wish I could remember their names -- who pop up doing bad commercials giving advice to crisis-ridden politicians.

      Valerie J. NorseValerie J. Norse12 dögum síðan
  • Absolutely hilarious! Just what you need from time to time - a good laugh. Thank you so much.

    LadybugLadybug12 dögum síðan
  • Gaspiller ce breuvage divin en explosant des bouteilles sur un bowling !!! Quelle bande de barbares ! Du ketchup OK , mais pas du champagne .

    JEAN PIERREJEAN PIERRE12 dögum síðan
  • Hmmm...the fine folks over at Moët & Chandon must be cringing as you used a mock-up of a Dom Pérignon label for this skit.

    Charles HamiltonCharles Hamilton12 dögum síðan
  • Rolling on the floor laughing at "christen a new book" thinking that couldn't be topped, only to see "christen a new bottle of champagne" and roll on the floor over again.

    Nanyu BusnisNanyu Busnis12 dögum síðan
  • Adding this to my demo. Thanks, Stephen! 🍾 (my eye is fine btw)

    epicvoiceguyepicvoiceguy13 dögum síðan
    • Was it you, John Bailey? Working with the Late Show? Awesome! Congrats! Great work as usual

      Un RelatedUn Related11 dögum síðan
    • Amazing job like usual Jon!

      Arion661Arion66111 dögum síðan
    • @Van Sage Definately, no one cares about your spam.

      D BoneD Bone12 dögum síðan
    • Congratulations Mr. Bailey!😊

      steviesaidyupsteviesaidyup13 dögum síðan
  • Mmm, a canard is a joke/lie in French. April Fool’s is Canard d’Avril.

    Christie HallChristie Hall13 dögum síðan
    • @Daniella McGee Merci pour l'explication , je me demandais ce que signifiait cette histoire de canard ...( Canard-Duchêne est une marque de champagne réputée de la Montagne de Reims , aucun rapport avec le poisson d'avril ). En tout cas cette blague sur le masque est très bonne !

      JEAN PIERREJEAN PIERRE12 dögum síðan
    • April Fools is Poisson D'Avril, though. Fish, not duck. Someone wrote a joke on Twitter about Canard D'Avril with the face mask in profile looking like a duck's beak. Canard D'Avril is a restaurant in Paris.

      Daniella McGeeDaniella McGee12 dögum síðan
    • Does that make Chad Kroeger Avril's Canard?

      Denise SEVIER-FRIESDenise SEVIER-FRIES13 dögum síðan
  • Why the Italian accent?

    maiano guillaumemaiano guillaume13 dögum síðan
  • It seems such a shame to waste all that champagne.

    qwertyuiopqwertyuiop13 dögum síðan
  • This sounds like Jon Bailey.

    JacksonJackson13 dögum síðan
    • It is

      Edmund SnowEdmund Snow11 dögum síðan
  • The widow Duck? Is that Donalds grandma?

    fisher kingfisher king13 dögum síðan
  • You don't break champagne bottles and waste all that delicious bubbly!!!!!.......It's just wrong. #alcoholabuse

    WD HarrisWD Harris13 dögum síðan
  • Never waste champagne. Bad luck

    amuletkamuletk13 dögum síðan
  • Widow duck from Epernay?

    LieselMDLieselMD13 dögum síðan
  • In most cases I do celebrate opening a bottle of Champagne by opening another bottle. Looks like I got the right idea.

    Angry DoggyAngry Doggy13 dögum síðan
  • While hilarious, do try to pronounce the French words better when impersonating an french man speaking English ;-)

    TheEvertwTheEvertw13 dögum síðan
    • Yeah you heard that too? That veuve sounded rather strange

      fisher kingfisher king13 dögum síðan
    • ispast.info/losk/v-deo/a2aDeam01Z7QjII.html

      TheEvertwTheEvertw13 dögum síðan
  • Mon dieu, que c'est bon! 🥂

    chez moichez moi13 dögum síðan
  • I give you my two thumbs. Now that they are separated from my body, who can tell if they are thumbs up? I enjoyed the bit. Because of that i won’t send my thumbs. Please understand that they are pointed north (Sequestered box), thumbs up, unless you are Sami, then the map is inverted as if they rule the world. No, the intention is two thumbs up. Thank you for a few moments of peace. I enjoyed the segment. Shutting up now.

    Steve NickersonSteve Nickerson13 dögum síðan
  • Where's the joke?

    Ned LuddNed Ludd13 dögum síðan
  • Whose voice was that?🤔 Antonio's?

    kihakiha13 dögum síðan
    • It's epicvoiceguy (Jon Bailey)

      Edmund SnowEdmund Snow11 dögum síðan
    • I was wondering too

      My ShadowMy Shadow12 dögum síðan
    • Iz a veri zzzzexi voice!

      TheMymlanTheMymlan13 dögum síðan
  • Brilliant

    Paul CorreiaPaul Correia13 dögum síðan
  • lol

    Duang ChuangDuang Chuang13 dögum síðan
  • Too much champagne ! 140 patients were administered saline solution instead of the Pfizer vaccine 💉 The authorities in Epernay conducted a probe into the incident. They didn’t disclose the reasons for the mixed up.

    Marianne FlambertMarianne Flambert13 dögum síðan
  • "The *Widow* of the *Duck* from Epernay" ah huh.

    Cancun771Cancun77113 dögum síðan
    • Mercy, all I knew was duck.

      Christel HeadingtonChristel Headington12 dögum síðan
    • AakeTraak with coconut?

      Sophie RobinsonSophie Robinson12 dögum síðan
    • Or an African Sparrow?

      AakeTraakAakeTraak13 dögum síðan
    • Perfect, when paired with a _confit de canard_ [d’Epernay].

      U. SynligU. Synlig13 dögum síðan
  • When CBS people ask where their budget went:

    Napoléon I BonaparteNapoléon I Bonaparte13 dögum síðan
  • I was born near Épernay, nice free advertising, thanks Monsieur Colbert.

    Kryzo-PKryzo-P13 dögum síðan
    • @D Bone Well, there is a widow clapper (Clicquot), so why not a duck. Btw, one of the founders of Clicquot family was married to the daughter of a famous french statesman: Colbert.

      Christophe Le GalChristophe Le GalDegi Síðan síðan
    • Are there a lot of widow ducks there?

      D BoneD Bone12 dögum síðan
    • The pronunciation est horrible

      Kaas1202Kaas120212 dögum síðan
    • Kryzo-P Salut ami Sparnacien . Un bonjour de Reims !

      JEAN PIERREJEAN PIERRE12 dögum síðan
    • I think Dom Perignon is a better known inhabitant

      fisher kingfisher king13 dögum síðan
  • Veuve Canard: *POURS Rona: DECREASEESSS

    Yuriel CundanganYuriel Cundangan13 dögum síðan
  • Veuve Canard: *POURS Rona: DECREASEESSSS

    Yuriel CundanganYuriel Cundangan13 dögum síðan
  • Veuve Canard: *POURS Rona: Decreasessssss

    Yuriel CundanganYuriel Cundangan13 dögum síðan
    • Do you spam every post on purpose, or do you just have a heavy hand on the 'reply' button?

      chez moichez moi13 dögum síðan
  • People with small hands may not be able to hold the bottle and pop the cork! 🍾 (Not that there’s much to celebrate because their lawyer and their lawyer’s lawyer just got raided by the FBI.)

    Space Force Commander, General Stabled GeniusSpace Force Commander, General Stabled Genius13 dögum síðan
    • 😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Denise SEVIER-FRIESDenise SEVIER-FRIES13 dögum síðan
  • Yet, the label looks Dom Perignon? Canard indeed. Ya’ll are a punchy after that live show. Aren’t you?

    Chris AndersenChris Andersen13 dögum síðan
  • Too bad I'm a teetotaler.

    Alain ArchambaultAlain Archambault13 dögum síðan
    • @Daniella McGee -- Thank you so much!

      Valerie J. NorseValerie J. Norse12 dögum síðan
    • @Valerie J. Norse Btw. I have noticed you around in comment sections and always enjoy reading your comments. Thanks! :D

      Daniella McGeeDaniella McGee12 dögum síðan
    • @Valerie J. Norse Yes! In fact I feel like smashing a few bottles right now.

      Daniella McGeeDaniella McGee12 dögum síðan
    • @Daniella McGee -- That bowling ball smashing champagne bottles looked AWESOME.

      Valerie J. NorseValerie J. Norse12 dögum síðan
    • There's always ten bottle bowling and self defense. In fact, I have found not being a drinker is a great defense for unwanted attention!

      Daniella McGeeDaniella McGee12 dögum síðan
  • You know what this needs? Orson Wells

    Arctic IceFoxArctic IceFox13 dögum síðan
    • Or, as the show business world knows him, Maurice LaMarche.

      WesWes13 dögum síðan
  • I'll drink to that. and anything else, really.. it's been a hard lockdown.

    New MessageNew Message13 dögum síðan
    • Aye.

      Gyrene_aseaGyrene_asea12 dögum síðan
    • @gaia Done and done!

      New MessageNew Message13 dögum síðan
    • Lockdown too, but muslim. Drink for me please.

      gaiagaia13 dögum síðan
    • I feel you!

      Nadia CalembeNadia Calembe13 dögum síðan
  • voov

    EverythingisEverythingEverythingisEverything13 dögum síðan
  • What?!?

    Qwerty and AzertyQwerty and Azerty13 dögum síðan
  • ولی اولیا کے دربار دیکھتے رہو شکریہG7

    1 Din Darbar Tay1 Din Darbar Tay13 dögum síðan
  • First

    Austin HarrisAustin Harris13 dögum síðan
  • Stephen is my idol, funny and smart. I want to host a late show or a game show in the future, recently I made my own game show on my channel if you interested 😊

    ZN PRODUCTIONSZN PRODUCTIONS13 dögum síðan
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